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[neattrick]

broke my damn ankle. AGAIN. if anyone sees any birds around throw rocks at them for me.


WARDED TO ROSY AND HAZEL

can you take me off the shinny roster for december? i'll play in january.

Comments

[puphart]

[...] Are you okay now?

[neattrick]

i'm fine mufferaw fixed it

[puphart]

I'm sorry that you got hurt! But [...] maybe taking revenge against all of the birds on campus isn't the answer?

[neattrick]

well i didn't get a good look at the one that hit me so we'll have to cover our bases

[tues]

There won't be Any birds left in the Whole Sky.

[neattrick]

get 'em, tutu

[tues]

I WILL.

Do you need anything else???

[neattrick]

non-druggy cookies??

[byebyebirdies]

If you die from breaking your ankle can I become Co-Captain??

[neattrick]

in the event of my death the co-captaincy goes to whomever killed me

[byebyebirdies]

QUESTIONS FOR CO-CAPTAIN CLEM
1. Where are you RIGHT NOW?
2. Are you alone??

[neattrick]

1. infirmary
2. no i have sy with me and he's big and musclely and would probably die for me so don't think about it

CHR

[browbeats]

How would you feel about wearing vertical stripes and blowing an annoying whistle in the meantime?

CHR

[neattrick]

well, i already got knocked off my broom by a pigeon, so i have no dignity left anyway

CHR

[browbeats]

You can even keep the whistle, if you promise to never use it for good.

CHR

[lilwitchhazel]

DEFINITELY COME REF because ugh I can't believe we have to wait until Jan for you :(

[lilipad]

[...]

Literal birds?

[neattrick]

yeah literal birds

[lilipad]

Who woulda thunk

[heathclifflacey]

SERIOUSLY?

[...]

Well shit.

Dude. Birds are the WORST.

[Lilika]

[...] Oops? At least it wasn't SUPER serious or anything?

[lilipad]

The bird discourse at this school is intense.

[Heathcliff/Lilika]

Not like... THAT serious, so

We probably shouldn't tell her.

[ulixes]

Maybe you ought to cut your leg off below the knee.

[casperkim]

[...] Take it easy for a few days, at least, all right?

I'm not throwing rocks at birds.

[theniceboy]

I'm not going to throw rocks at birds but if you require anything brought to you, I can bring it.

[cherubic]

I might throw a rock at a bird.