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[uponawire]

Bad News: I definitely cannot knit.
Good News: Knitting needles are very aerodynamic. And decently accurate.
Bad News: You're not supposed to throw the knitting needles.

To be fair, I would like to point out that I did not throw the knitting needles in the Lodge.

Comments

[cygninae]

Knitting was sort of cool.

[godzillabutworse]

You should try it with like gauge 50 needles oh man you could like TOTES kill a VAMPIRE with those!!

[..........]

LIKE as long as they're wooden I guess metal wouldn't do anything but shit dude metal gauge 50s would be SO HEAVY that's like weight training right there??

[browbeats]

Should we be worried about the next interhouse snowball fight now that you know about knitting needles?

[sylla]

I seemingly have heard that same reprimand back home from my father.