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I was promised death. And yet, I wake.

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She rises, terrible and deathless.

There's no justice in this world.

Just think of everything you can accomplish with your newfound immortality.

At least I won't have to worry while we're at Disney World. Do you know how many people have died there?

At least ten since the nineties [...] which is better odds than many places.

13. Mostly pre-existing health issues. Disneyland has better deaths.

Mickey's Toontown is a rough neighborhood.

What happened in Disneyland?

A woman was decapitated on the Matterhorn.

I want to go on that.

there was one dude a few years ago that got crushed by a parade float.

There's an undignified way to go.

he was also dressed up as a dog at the time. so.

it was probably pretty humiliating overall.

Still, he has his eternal slumber and I've got to go to class. Which of us is more the fool?

true. at least it's only the one more day this week?

i mean, pluto didn't get the 'don't worry, it's only 24 hours' option.

You resisted.

You need henchmen.

I’m hiring.

Get someone with knives for hands.

[Jade]
Let's skip OE.

I’ve heard of someone matching that description.

[Ari]
They won’t miss us. That bad?

Whiskey is just terrible.

You’re very brave. I would’ve gone for vodka.
I’ll tell Mr. Thorn there’s a flu going around.

If I were smart I would've made Riley take my shots.

True enough. An influenza of poor decisions.

If she was more drunk she would’ve tried to kiss me in her death scene. Thank you for your sacrifice to the arts.

You're welcome. I had glitter in my mouth this morning.

She really wanted to mourn you.

My mad and glitter-adorned love.

You were lucky to get out of that when you did.

I'm not sure it's fair I had to die off-stage, though.

Ophelia was cheated. You could’ve died onstage, no one would’ve known the difference.

I could've died for at least fifteen minutes.

Maybe you were never truly alive to start with.

There is a rumor going around I might be a ghost.

Sometimes they do spring from kernels of truth.

You have so much left to live for. Like Disney World.

I've been trying my very best to die before we must go.

You made a valiant effort. You're running out of time to finish the job, though.

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