Hopefully these journals don't have international roaming fees

[colitaderana]

 [Warded to Noel]

What does this say???? What is this???????

Comments

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

octopus ice cream
EAT IT!!

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Did you just typo octopus instead of a flavor that would make sense?

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

it has octopus in it
octopus in the ice cream
EAT IT!!! EXPERIENCE CULTURE!!!

Re: Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Is this culture or another definition of tourist trap????

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

lil of column A lil of column B
japanese eat a lot of seafood so you're going to see octopus a lot
put on a brave face miguel!!!

oh but don't eat anything with a picture of a horse on it
because that's horse meat

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

I'm from MIAMI, I'm more than used to seafood!! Just not in my ice cream!!

...fine, I'll eat it.

Gracias a Dios que eres gua

wait do people eat horses
horses are edible????

I thought they were poisonous because of all their toxic thoughts

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

it's not that bad!! it's not natto
i can still taste natto and it's been years

anything is edible mickey mouse
people are edible and they have the most toxic thoughts of all

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

[HE'S COME TO A DEAD STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONBINI.]

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

I'll make sure to bring some back for you. If I can figure out how to FIND it.

And yes they are but there's just so much GRISTLE. No good for pachangas.

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

no need to waste your money because the taste never leaves your mouth
it's a real value

ugh you're making me hungry

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Could've told you that Disney food is overpriced and bollas as fuck, cielo.

You should've agreed to be my carry-on to Osaka. Then you could be here, eating octopus ice cream with me and potentially learning how to do the Kamehameha.

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

everything i've ever eaten since that day has tasted just like natto
natto doesn't come in mickey mouse shapes though!!!

i wouldn't have worked out as a carry on anyway
you gotta be able to carry me for me to be a carry on

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Dedicated google searching has informed me that natto is fermented soybeans. Is that like...really strong tofu?? I guess you could push the beans around into making a Mickey shape?

And yes you would
I can definitely carry you

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

it's not the SAME if it's not infused with disney magic


how

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Native Floridians are immune to the Disney magic, sorry. Part of our swampy charm.

And the...same way I would pick up anyone?? Trick question???

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

is it immunity through exposure
like cowpox vs smallpox
are you a swampy milkmaid

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Natives only, sorry.

And I guess the milkmaid title would depend on how good I look in a milkmaid outfit. Either way, I can still carry you!!

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

OH THANK GOD cause i don't want this DISNEY MAGIC TO END!!!

you'd look CUTE probably!!! big bonnet and apron!!
and ok well i'll let you try when we get back but you can't be mad at me if your little spine snaps in two

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Maybe I need to revisit to FIND THE MAGIC AGAIN because the magic dies when you're toting six screaming/crying/vomiting toddlers with you, so like...feel free to make that happen, pf pf.

Also that sounds like Little Bo Peep from Toy Story and I think she was a...what do you call it. Sheep lady??? Ok but FACTS I would look THE BEST but maybe no bonnet.

I'M NOT GOING TO BREAK I AM NOT LITTLE ALL OF YOU ARE JUST GIANTS BECAUSE OF GMOS.

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

yea there are a lot of screaming toddlers here and i'm glad i'm not their da
if i were a toddler i'd be screaming too
from FUN

i think lil bo was a shepherdess
the bonnet is the cutest part tho

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Okay cool, then you owe me a ride on Expedition Everest, since it is the coolest ride at Disney. Let me know how that works out.

"Shepherdess" is in fact the word I was looking for. Thank you, cielito.

You can wear the bonnet.

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

is that the one that goes backwards? tower of terror was wayyy better

i'll wear the bonnet and i'll look fierce

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Okay, to summarize:

-I’m buying and eating octopus ice cream because of you
-Disney Disphoria is not contagious
-But Disney is still too expensive
-Yes I can carry you
-I would look cute in a shepherdess outfit
-You would look cute in the bonnet

Did I get everything?

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ICE CREAM??

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]