Hopefully these journals don't have international roaming fees

[colitaderana]

 [Warded to Noel]

What does this say???? What is this???????

Comments

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

octopus ice cream
EAT IT!!

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Did you just typo octopus instead of a flavor that would make sense?

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

it has octopus in it
octopus in the ice cream
EAT IT!!! EXPERIENCE CULTURE!!!

Re: Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Is this culture or another definition of tourist trap????

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

lil of column A lil of column B
japanese eat a lot of seafood so you're going to see octopus a lot
put on a brave face miguel!!!

oh but don't eat anything with a picture of a horse on it
because that's horse meat

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

I'm from MIAMI, I'm more than used to seafood!! Just not in my ice cream!!

...fine, I'll eat it.

Gracias a Dios que eres gua

wait do people eat horses
horses are edible????

I thought they were poisonous because of all their toxic thoughts

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

it's not that bad!! it's not natto
i can still taste natto and it's been years

anything is edible mickey mouse
people are edible and they have the most toxic thoughts of all

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

[HE'S COME TO A DEAD STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONBINI.]

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

I'll make sure to bring some back for you. If I can figure out how to FIND it.

And yes they are but there's just so much GRISTLE. No good for pachangas.

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

no need to waste your money because the taste never leaves your mouth
it's a real value

ugh you're making me hungry

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Could've told you that Disney food is overpriced and bollas as fuck, cielo.

You should've agreed to be my carry-on to Osaka. Then you could be here, eating octopus ice cream with me and potentially learning how to do the Kamehameha.

Miguel & Noel

[noelnoel]

everything i've ever eaten since that day has tasted just like natto
natto doesn't come in mickey mouse shapes though!!!

i wouldn't have worked out as a carry on anyway
you gotta be able to carry me for me to be a carry on

Miguel & Noel

[colitaderana]

Dedicated google searching has informed me that natto is fermented soybeans. Is that like...really strong tofu?? I guess you could push the beans around into making a Mickey shape?

And yes you would
I can definitely carry you

[noelnoel]

when i get back to the room
can't use my camera in front of muggles
[...]
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT

SPLASH MOUNTAIN

[colitaderana]

Splash Mountain? The line is longer than the ride, cielo.

[noelnoel]

isn't that true of any ride
everyone is here on holiday

but i don't have to stand in line
i have to use my muggle leg here so they gave me this DAS card with my little picture on it
i'm not used to wearing it so it's nice to be able to sit around and eat snacks until my return time

[colitaderana]

I can accept all of that except like how does anyone NOT making buku dinero actually afford snacks???

I thought a dole whip was going to bankrupt me and those are FAMOUS.

...actually, since you're mean and I'm still A Nice Person, go get some Culture Cielo and have a dole whip. Guaranteed No Octopus, lots of Pineapple Goodness.

[noelnoel]

when ppl throw food to the birds i just dive in with my mouth open and hope for the best

GOTTA SAVE THAT EFECTIVO

[colitaderana]

...that's actually not a terrible idea.

[noelnoel]

little kids are the best bc they keep dropping their food on the ground for me to eat

[noelnoel]

no hand-eye coordination cielo

it's a buffet

[colitaderana]

If you get the maddest case of mono and die, give it to me first so you won't be lonely flickering lights by yourself.

[noelnoel]

open up baby bird let me spit in your mouth

[colitaderana]

...en serio?

[noelnoel]

was that too far