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[Warded to Noel]

What does this say???? What is this???????

no!!! we're friends so that seems a bit cruel
i'd at least drop a piece of candy in there

...candy first?

no just candy
i'm not going to trick you

well honestly who wouldn't want free candy?

i don't think i've got mono anyway
sorry but no slobbery sweets for you

it's early yet

but i'll try to contain my immense disappointment from being denied free spit candies

i can still give you spit candies but i'll have to charge

no discount for having eaten octopus ice cream for your entertainment?

i already got the ears and the dole whip
how far are you going to try to stretch this

How many miles are between Orlando and Osaka?

omg

do you really want my gross candy that badly

It's less about the candy and more about the fact that it's yours.

Edited (He's trying so hard and I'm feeling so much second hand embarrassment) 2017-12-07 05:27 (UTC)

Edited 2017-12-07 05:29 (UTC)

you're so cheap

Edited (COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTANDS) 2017-12-07 05:30 (UTC)

I'm Cuban

Easy mistake