Hopefully these journals don't have international roaming fees

[colitaderana]

 [Warded to Noel]

What does this say???? What is this???????

Comments

[noelnoel]

when i get back to the room
can't use my camera in front of muggles
[...]
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT

SPLASH MOUNTAIN

[colitaderana]

Splash Mountain? The line is longer than the ride, cielo.

[noelnoel]

isn't that true of any ride
everyone is here on holiday

but i don't have to stand in line
i have to use my muggle leg here so they gave me this DAS card with my little picture on it
i'm not used to wearing it so it's nice to be able to sit around and eat snacks until my return time

[colitaderana]

I can accept all of that except like how does anyone NOT making buku dinero actually afford snacks???

I thought a dole whip was going to bankrupt me and those are FAMOUS.

...actually, since you're mean and I'm still A Nice Person, go get some Culture Cielo and have a dole whip. Guaranteed No Octopus, lots of Pineapple Goodness.

[noelnoel]

when ppl throw food to the birds i just dive in with my mouth open and hope for the best

GOTTA SAVE THAT EFECTIVO

[colitaderana]

...that's actually not a terrible idea.

[noelnoel]

little kids are the best bc they keep dropping their food on the ground for me to eat

[noelnoel]

no hand-eye coordination cielo

it's a buffet

[colitaderana]

If you get the maddest case of mono and die, give it to me first so you won't be lonely flickering lights by yourself.

[noelnoel]

open up baby bird let me spit in your mouth

[colitaderana]

...en serio?

[noelnoel]

was that too far

[colitaderana]

NO
no

no

it's fine

you're fine

[colitaderana]

um

[colitaderana]

was that like an actual thing you were considering??

[noelnoel]

no!!! we're friends so that seems a bit cruel
i'd at least drop a piece of candy in there

[colitaderana]

...candy first?

[noelnoel]

no just candy
i'm not going to trick you

[colitaderana]

oh

[colitaderana]

well honestly who wouldn't want free candy?

[noelnoel]

i don't think i've got mono anyway
sorry but no slobbery sweets for you

[colitaderana]

it's early yet

but i'll try to contain my immense disappointment from being denied free spit candies

[noelnoel]

i can still give you spit candies but i'll have to charge

[colitaderana]

no discount for having eaten octopus ice cream for your entertainment?

[noelnoel]

i already got the ears and the dole whip
how far are you going to try to stretch this