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[beansontoast]

What do you think are the odds the unicorn is sick I mean I'm no bovine expert but I think she should get checked out.

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[godzillabutworse]

Are unicorns BOVINE?? That explains A LOT.

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] Horses are equine.

[godzillabutworse]

Unicorn's not a HORSE. It's a UNICORN.

[lachlangalbraith]

But a unicorn is much more like a horse than a buffalo or a yak or a cow.

[godzillabutworse]

Maybe it's NATURAL CAMOUFLAGE. Like those BUGS that look like STICKS??

[lachlangalbraith]

It's definitely not. They're categorized as equine in the Magizoology textbooks.

[godzillabutworse]

Unicorns have the WHOLE SYSTEM fooled!!

[lachlangalbraith]

[...]

I'm sure Mrs. O'Hare would be happy to discuss this with you.

[beansontoast]

Okay sure I don't know what that means but that's not the point anyway.

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] You're right. Why do you think she's sick?

[beansontoast]

Because I think her choices are suspect no offense intended to the people who can touch her of course just that some of them don't seem the best candidates compared to other people who can't.

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] That could definitely offend some people, lass. It's difficult to make that judgment if you don't know someone well, isn't it?

[beansontoast]

Not really I mean how well does the unicorn know them I know people better than a horse that met them for two minutes each.

[dinahdanger]

Todd is very polite though!!

[lachlangalbraith]

I don't think unicorns assess people in the same way that we assess people.

[browbeats]

[phin]

[threatens]

Hey fuck you! Don't be jealous just because you're not as fuckin badass as some of the people who are buddies with the fuckin unicorn.

[beansontoast]

First of all rude I don't appreciate being spoken to that way second of all you're clearly the jealous one so don't misdirect your feelings at me and thirdly there's nothing wrong with the people the unicorn picked I'm sure they're good people but I find it hard to believe that they're the six most good people in the whole school.

Lilika/London

[lilipad]

Let me know when (I guess, if) you'd like me to take him out.

[threatens]

K, you're the one being a jealous shit that the unicorn doesn't like you. You can complain about that all you want, it's a free fuckin world, but it's still a fuckin unicorn and it still doesn't like you. Get over it.

[addytives]

Sorry, bb.
I'm sure it's not like. Personal. I think unicorns are just very shy, but the GOOD news is she seems to be warming up? I think everyone prooobably deserves to pet a unicorn, and I hope they get to in no time.

[beansontoast]

Obviously it is personal that horse is telling us we're not good people and anyway it obviously doesn't know what it's about or it would have let you pet it on day one Addy!!

[addytives]

Ehh. I was probs wearing something weird that day. And nahhh I don't think she's saying you're not good people? She's just. You know. Persnickety. You're ALL good people.

[tartinedeflageolets]

I am starting to worry that she's defective.