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[lilwitchhazel]

Hey... don't very quietly walk up to people when you're curious about what they're doing with their wand because you might scare them and then you might get a faceful of no hearing and no tasting. ♥ On the plus side it's definitely not permanent, and I ate a LOT of spicy stuff and impressed some freshman. On the additional negative side it wore off and it was [...] not fantastic. Soooooooo stupid Hazel. So stupid.

On the other plus side!!! Even though snow sucks Joe Montana continues to be an angel in his NEW SWEATER I MADE FOR HIM ALL ON MY OWN. Look at this sweet face!!!

Comments

[browbeats]

This is useful information for the next time there's a pointless spice-based eating competition.

[lilwitchhazel]

Man I should've made them bet me money.

[browbeats]

Always lay money down on a sure thing.

I said hypothetically.

After reminding everyone that gambling is against school rules.

[quickbuck]

enjoy tonight's flame shits

[godzillabutworse]

lol bad news bears

[quickbuck]

hope that charm works on butts

[lilwitchhazel]

Hey Toddy don't be gross, there are ladies present.

[quickbuck]

where

[evercreep]

Not what I wanted to think about.

[quickbuck]

it's not my fault she never thinks about consequences.

[noelnoel]

do you think there's a bumhole numbing spell

[quickbuck]

there should be is what i'm saying

[godzillabutworse]

IDK if not being able to taste is like AWESOME or TRAGIC??

[lilwitchhazel]

It was kinda a weird combo of both??

[colemoss]

i've never heard of a jinx like that before. i'm sorry you hurt yourself with spicy food.

joe montana looks nice and warm, at least!!

[lilwitchhazel]

It was [...] experimental!! But it's chill I'm fine now.

I put a warming charm on it!! So he's extra toasty ♥

[sheepish]

He looks so cozy!!!!

[lilwitchhazel]

He was pretty happy about it ♥ I'd offer to make Lady Cecilia one but I bet you can make stuff less lumpy than me.

[evercreep]

I'm sorry. It was an accident. Under ordinary circumstances, I'm unlikely to jinx anyone.

[lilwitchhazel]

It's fineeeee ♥ I promise. It's [...] probably a good lesson for me.

But also, dude, I gave you anonymity. Jinxing me in the face could have been our little secret.

[casperkim]

Sounds like you were lucky, Keating.

[...] Why does everyone here think their familiar needs a wardrobe?

[lilwitchhazel]

VERY lucky. But also you can tell me I'm an idiot if you want, Casper. I can take it.

Also, Joe Montana was cold, and this is waaaaaay easier than carrying him around everywhere all the time.

And tiny clothes are real cute.

[stclair]

Man I am really glad I didn't make out with you earlier.

[evercreep]

You shouldn't be making out during school hours anyway.

[lilwitchhazel]

Your face would have been on fire ♥