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[lilwitchhazel]

Hey... don't very quietly walk up to people when you're curious about what they're doing with their wand because you might scare them and then you might get a faceful of no hearing and no tasting. ♥ On the plus side it's definitely not permanent, and I ate a LOT of spicy stuff and impressed some freshman. On the additional negative side it wore off and it was [...] not fantastic. Soooooooo stupid Hazel. So stupid.

On the other plus side!!! Even though snow sucks Joe Montana continues to be an angel in his NEW SWEATER I MADE FOR HIM ALL ON MY OWN. Look at this sweet face!!!

Comments

[stclair]

I mean because you just seem like a HUGE DORK who's not good at flirting???? No offense.

[quickbuck]

IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT NOT OFFENSIVE

[stclair]

It's just an honest observation!!!!!! But I am totally open to being proven wrong!!!! LOOK there's a cute boy right here you can flirt with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Micah draws an arrow to this comment.]

[quickbuck]

well you look like an adolescent serial killer with a weird fetish and you never hear ME

[lilwitchhazel]

Boyyyyyyyyys everyone is cute and kissable here.

[quickbuck]

i'm sorry hazel. we were supposed to be defending your honor and we got distracted. your honor's probably dead in a ditch somewhere

[stclair]

I don't even remember who we're defending it FROM?????

[quickbuck]

calvin i think

[evercreep]

Yes. Correct.

[stclair]

Oh well that's TOTALLY unnecessary???? Hazel thinks you're great. MAN whose dumb idea was this anyway.

[quickbuck]

i think he hexed her or something

[stclair]

Buddy. I am TRYING to help you. Like this?????? Very questionable flirt technique.

[Micah draws another arrow up to here.]

[quickbuck]

I WASN'T FLIRTING WITH HAZEL

[evercreep]

You're both flirting with her.

[quickbuck]

oh my god i am NOT

[stclair]

Oh Todd. Don't tell me that it's ME you're flirting with???????

[quickbuck]

you wish

[stclair]

I do like a boy who plays HARD TO GET.

[quickbuck]

not what's happening

[stclair]

Because I'm feeling it. This is PURE CHEMISTRY happening here. Actual frissons.

[quickbuck]

your brain works the wrong way

[longcons]

Stay safe out there.

[stclair]

I am definitely flirting with Hazel.

[quickbuck]

and you're GREAT at it

[stclair]

I've had lots of practice!!!!!!!!