late at night

[neattrick]

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A BAT

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[threatens]

Why the shit do you want a bat?

[cygninae]

Another animagus accident?

[threatens]

How many fuckin Animagi do we have at this school? There's gotta be a limit to this shit. Do you know how fuckin weird it is to find feathers in the cabin and be like shit, it's cool, that's just my asshole roommate?

[cygninae]

I don't know I'm not the fucking animagi TA. Just be glad I'm not shedding more hair everywhere like the cats already do.

[neattrick]

veronica sheds

[heyitsnia]

That's so weird.


[...]

FUCK IT JUST SWOOPED AT ME WHY AM I WRITING

[neattrick]

We're trying to GET RID OF IT

[threatens]

Have you tried showing it your faces?

[neattrick]

IT'S FLYING

[heyitsnia]

I feel bad hitting it with a broom!!

[neattrick]

you know what?? it was politely asked to leave and it refused

[heyitsnia]

Okay, while I dig up the broom I'm going to need you to help me brainstorm something snappy I can yell while I do this because "Time to take out the trash" seems overdone.

[opuntia]

God dammit. Let's just stun it, hitting it with a broom is just going to make it crazier, isn't it?

[cmdrchloe]

[...] Don't hurt it!

[neattrick]

WE'RE UNDER SIEGE HERE WE HAVE INNOCENT BUGS TO PROTECT

[cmdrchloe]

But it's not it's fault! [...] Hold on, I'm going to find Kurt, he'll know what to do!

[tues]

With Another bat. They'll Fight.

[neattrick]

[...] INTRODUCE PREDATORS!

does anyone know if foxes EAT bats???

[threatens]

Dude, do you really wanna force Vee to turn back with all this grisly as shit bat blood all over her mouth?

[tues]

OWLS do!

[gwenniepop]

Wait, what?

[casperkim]

[...] Everything under control over there?

Maycott's right. Just stun the little fucker.

[neattrick]

EVERYTHING IS NOT UNDER CONTROL

[casperkim]

[...] Do you need assistance?

[neattrick]

we maybe could use an extra set of hands