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[princeprincess]

How's life, everyone? I'd offer tell you your fortunes again, but frankly, I'm too tired to invest myself in your problems tonight.

[Drunk Ward to Ulysses]

I might have led some people to believe you died earlier this year.
And also that we were engaged.
Oops! Sorry about that. It was funny at the time. ❤




Also, I love you.

Comments

[novelling]

Full of skeletons.

[princeprincess]

Ooh, exciting. Fresh or no?

[novelling]

Very old. Although if you had to hide a fresh skeleton, the Paris Catacombs might be the best place to do it.

[princeprincess]

With a bit of clever ageing, your victim would blend right in. Not that I'm condoning murder, of course.

[novelling]

Right. If you had one you needed to get rid of.

[princeprincess]

And who doesn't nowadays?

[novelling]

Not me.

[bubblewrapped]

Living the dream.

[novelling]

It might be a controversial opinion, but I think the atmosphere could've been improved by a few non-human skeletons.

[bubblewrapped]

If the ancient Egyptians mummified their cats, I don't see why medieval Parisians couldn't bury their dogs with them.

[novelling]

Jade wants to steal a skull, but I wonder if we could sneak one in.

[bubblewrapped]

Swap them out. That way everyone wins. Including archaeologists looking for an excuse to get more funding.

[novelling]

We're just leaving it cleaner than we found it.

[bubblewrapped]

You're doing a service, honestly. Who needs that many bones in one place?

[novelling]

It's greedy.

[lilipad]

Not as easy as you'd think!

[odder]

Dare me.

[lilipad]

You wouldn't dream of it, you coward!

[odder]

Thank you.

[novelling]

If we get kicked out of the country, it's your fault.

[bubblewrapped]

How would you rate your own skull theft abilities?

[ulixes]

Other people have problems?

KENZIE:
I [...] I Wh Are y [...] fuck it You're perfect. I think you really are.

I sure hope you made it in the will, even if we never did tie the knot.

[princeprincess]

That's what I hear. Lots of them, supposedly. Oh well.

[ULYSSES]
You're biased, my friend.

Oh, I had better be. I didn't implicitly drown you for fun.

[ulixes]

That right? Well. I'm sure whatever it was, it wasn't all that important.

[KENZIE]
Never seen clearer. [...] And not just 'cause I've been drinking either.

If not, you just let me know, and I'll do my best to write you in from my watery grave.

[princeprincess]

It never is.

[ULYSSES]
We're two of a kind tonight. I'm here at this MACUSA party all alone, thinking about you, performing reconnaissance on one Ms. Popplestone.

You'd better be at Cameron's party, my undead love.

Kenzie & Ulysses

[ulixes]

I'd tell you to play nice, but I reckon that ship has already sailed. Besides, most of that crowd could use the extra excitement. [...] Though, I ought to warn you, when it comes to Gwen, I [...] may've stirred that pot a little myself.

As if you could get rid of me that easy. My tortured ghost'll be roaming Carney's halls for sure.

Kenzie & Ulysses

[princeprincess]

I'm being sweet as sugar. I gave her a drink and everything. That said, what sneaky things have you been up to behind my back, Mr. Quayle?

Good. I need a kiss at midnight and you're just the man for the job.

Kenzie & Ulysses

[ulixes]

You always are. And I'm being good too, my hand to god. It's not my fault my curiosity was piqued. You know, she told me that my boy Casper wasn't a prize to be won even after I offered to wrap him up nicely. Can you imagine?

Better be careful, or you'll be stuck with me for the rest of the year.

Kenzie & Ulysses

[princeprincess]

What admirable self-control she has. There we were, offering Casper's love on a silver platter. Still, that sounds like a sentiment Casper would appreciate. You know how fond I am of him, but I've never met someone more self-righteous.

You're not too bad to have around. I'll risk it.

Kenzie & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Oh, don't I know it. He's got opinions on all sorts of things that don't much matter. Like earlier this year, what with the whole Quidditch Not like you can take principle to the bank.

[...] Wish you were here. We've all gotten tame without you.

Kenzie & Ulysses

[princeprincess]

Well, that's his problem, not ours. Maybe it'll become Popplestone's, if she actually manages to sweep Casper off his feet.

Oh, I doubt that. You boys need some time without me looming over you. [...] But I do miss you.

Kenzie & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Guess we'll see. She's [...] nice.

It's true. Nothing to do but drown. [...] I'll make everybody say hi in a second. Not quite reading to share y

Kenzie & Ulysses

[princeprincess]

Some people like nice. Oh, but Casper might have some competition. She went to the dance with little Webster Knox, who's even nicer, and she sounds taken with him.

Assuming they're not too drunk. It sounds like you're having a blast.

[gonnabefamous]

not even for your second favorite olympian?

[princeprincess]

Oh, I could make an exception for you.

[gonnabefamous]

youre very nice kenzie what's my fortune

[princeprincess]

I have a vision of you... very inebriated! Yes, you're reaching for your fifth drink. It's so clear.

[ulixes]

Five's generous.

[gonnabefamous]

you're pretty good but fifth sounds too low!

[casperkim]

[...] Fives definitely low

[gonnabefamous]

ten??? ?

[casperkim]

Maybe ten.

[gonnabefamous]

heres to eleven!!!

[casperkim]

I could go for eleven