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[nothalfplaid]

Is everyone getting drunk on a fucking beach tonight except me?

[Heathcliff]

What are you doing over break?

[Charlotte, Hazel, Ana]

So, I talked to Heathcliff and

[Cash]

Let's consider, as an intellectual exercise

[Ira]

Question. If

[Lucas]

Hey.

[Hazel]

So, my dad came home for break.

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[riledup]

hell yaaaaa

[nothalfplaid]

Tell me all about it. Let me live it through you.

[riledup]

there's some twinkly lites across the water and i'm eating pizza some shirtless fucker broght us

[bubblewrapped]

Not safe, getting drunk on a beach. Might get swept out to sea if you're not careful and drowning is, probably, one of the worst ways to die.

[Fern]
[...] Sup.

[nothalfplaid]

True. And your corpse will be particularly bloated and gross. On the other hand, it sounds like a good way to get a poem or song written about your death. Art loves a good watery demise.

[Lucas]

I need Are you busy over break?

[bubblewrapped]

You're right. If someone writes a poem about my death, I definitely want at least a stanza dedicated to how green and puffy my corpse is.

[Fern]
Aside from hassling the Lacroixes far too much, nope. What's up?

[longcons]

I'm still on campus.

[quickbuck]

didn't answer the q

[nothalfplaid]

You're right, Todd, he did not.

Well, Cash?

[longcons]

Utah's famous oceans.

[ashworthless]

My brother has a friend in the whiskey business, but we're not on the beach. If it adds to school spirit, I'm sure we could pull up a screensaver or something.

[nothalfplaid]

You should. Though, the whiskey seems more important in the grand scheme.

[ashworthless]

I mean yeah, but drinking cold and snowed in is way different than drinking on a beach. Imaginary or not.

[professionalcorpse]

i'm getting my hair tied into very uneven, very small poofs while a dog drools onto my jeans.

so, nope. no beach. no booze.

[nothalfplaid]

That sounds even better.

Tell me all about the dog.

[professionalcorpse]

i got no complaints. well, maybe a few. about the tugging on my scalp? but otherwise, it's okay?

what kinda specifics you want?

[bubblewrapped]

Why hasn't Ariel sent me a picture, yet.

[professionalcorpse]

because we strategically timed this practice session to coincide with when ariel is being a person that has her own friends.

[magitechnically]

I am NOT on a beach but I ate like A MILLION pastries today???

[nothalfplaid]

You didn't go to the big MACUSA party?

[magitechnically]

My moms aren't like MACUSA anything, but Jeffy's dad is like BATMAN for the president, but he wanted to hang out here instead which is fine because drinking on a beach sounds super BORING to me???

[heathclifflacey]

Dude. I WISH.

[Fern]

Family trip to D.C. I think my parents want to hit EVERY MUSEUM in this city. I might not make it, Fern.

What about you? Apart from NOT getting drunk on the beach?

[...] Are you going to punch me when I see you if I say I miss you?

[nothalfplaid]

Companions in misery.

[Heathcliff]

Be strong. Or I'll return your Christmas gift.

There are so many Mufferaws in this house.

N I might not remember by then, so I guess you could risk it.

[lilwitchhazel]

I chilled by a pond earlier. But I was sober. And also it was a pond. Semi-lame.

[Fern]
Hells yeah!!! Did he finally stop being a dumbbutt on his own or did you say something to him?? Either way, that's awesome ♥

[nothalfplaid]

Liquor would have vastly improved the situation.

[Hazel]

Oh his own. It's [...] weird though.