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[nothalfplaid]

Is everyone getting drunk on a fucking beach tonight except me?

[Heathcliff]

What are you doing over break?

[Charlotte, Hazel, Ana]

So, I talked to Heathcliff and

[Cash]

Let's consider, as an intellectual exercise

[Ira]

Question. If

[Lucas]

Hey.

[Hazel]

So, my dad came home for break.

Comments

[nothalfplaid]

If you're drunk enough, you can't be shore where you are.

[longcons]

Wilde was wrong. Puns are the lowest form of wit.

[nothalfplaid]

I bet you momentarily considered smiling to yourself.

[longcons]

The holidays are making you meaner.

[nothalfplaid]

They don't do that to everyone?

[longcons]

I'm full of love for my fellow man.

[nothalfplaid]

I think you meant to say "shit".

[longcons]

That does seem more accurate.

[nothalfplaid]

Common mistake.