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[professionalcorpse]

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)



also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

Comments

[bubblewrapped]

Live fast, die young, make sure one of your friends is willing to make your corpse look sick as hell. You got it.

[professionalcorpse]

i know several young ladies that are practiced in this craft.

[bubblewrapped]

Pink eyebrows might be better than sunglasses.

[professionalcorpse]

just the one eyebrow. the other one remains to show the remnants of the person you used to be.

[bubblewrapped]

That sort of symbolism's pretty complex for someone whose not even in kindergarten. I'm impressed.

[professionalcorpse]

i have raised a genius. single handedly.

[bubblewrapped]

You're gonna make a great dad [...] You sure Beth didn't have any influence?

[professionalcorpse]

nope. beth's a terrible mother who abandons her children to get hot stone massages.

[bubblewrapped]

Really admirable, you single parenting three girls at sixteen.

[professionalcorpse]

i take no responsibility for sarah. she's fully emancipated.

[bubblewrapped]

That's my strong, independent girl.

[professionalcorpse]

you can have her.

[soundscaped]

wait no that sounds too azurcrest
ebonhide is life is pointless death is even more pointless what're you gonna do cry about it

[professionalcorpse]

no, you're gonna get a toddler to deface your corpse with fingerpaint.

[soundscaped]

better than i deserve tbh

[professionalcorpse]

better than we all deserve, dude.

[bubblewrapped]

Ah, the nihilist package. Sunglasses, a black turtle neck and a half-finished poem about time's ephemerality.

[soundscaped]

i wear black on the outside because black is how i feel on the inside

[bubblewrapped]

I'm almost positive I've seen that at a mall kiosk t-shirt shop before.