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[professionalcorpse]

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)



also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

Comments

[bubblewrapped]

You've lost touch with your roots. At least the girls can't tell how bougie you've become. Looks like they're having fun.

[professionalcorpse]

my roots are demons who are getting facials and hot stone massages. which is bougie as shit, thank you very much. i ain't never had a hot stone nothing at rich kid school.

they're making a leaf-crown out of construction paper and they want me to make them a cape out of my bed-sheets. and also to pretend to be a troll. which is where i draw the line.

[bubblewrapped]

What kind of rich kid camping school are we going to if we don't have warm rock service? Honestly.

You should at least get to be the reindeer.

[professionalcorpse]

a very disappointing one?

i want to be their parents. because they were out of the film in the first ten minutes.

[soundscaped]

im being watched by a blue guy

[professionalcorpse]

like - of the blue man group?

[soundscaped]

no hes got hair as fuck

[professionalcorpse]

a inexplicably frostbitten yeti?

[gonnabefamous]

are you okay

[soundscaped]

no im austin

[gonnabefamous]

haha very funny

your mamas gonna be real mad if youre not okay

[magitechnically]

HEY I'm late did you figure out who the BLUE GUY is???

[soundscaped]

an old friend

i feel safe beneath his gaze

[magitechnically]

OH okay that's like not WEIRD at all.

[bubblewrapped]

Paul Bunyan?

[professionalcorpse]

oh shit, i totally forgot about that!

[magitechnically]

I can ALWAYS sniff out a good MYSTERY!!!

[odder]

I bet she really can read all five hundred. Let her read these.

[professionalcorpse]

[after some brief prodding and hysterical giggling (and maybe the other eyebrow getting painted neon orange):]



gracie says hi.

[odder]

Oh, she's perfect.
Tell her she has a sponsor for her art if she ever needs it, and I'm framing this one even now.

[professionalcorpse]

careful. ask lucas, once you've got her she doesn't go away. ever.

[bubblewrapped]

In addition to being an artist, Gracie is a future overlord. If you've been looking for an apprentice, she's a good candidate.

[magitechnically]

Tell Gracie that I bet her hands make the BEST turkeys at THANKSGIVING!!!

[professionalcorpse]

oh man, they TOTALLY do. and pre-school is ALL about that life!

[magitechnically]

Then I bet she is like the TOP STUDENT at PRE-SCHOOL!!!