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[professionalcorpse]

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)



also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

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[soundscaped]

im being watched by a blue guy

[professionalcorpse]

like - of the blue man group?

[soundscaped]

no hes got hair as fuck

[professionalcorpse]

a inexplicably frostbitten yeti?

[soundscaped]

i think he told jokes in th e beforetimes

he battled a giant and won but like
no one asked him to

[professionalcorpse]

david?

a very frozen david. of the & goliath fame?

[novelling]

Austin's going to die.

[soundscaped]

i had a good
run

[professionalcorpse]

i sure as shit hope not.

but, i mean, i also can't rule it out entirely.

[gonnabefamous]

are you okay

[soundscaped]

no im austin

[gonnabefamous]

haha very funny

your mamas gonna be real mad if youre not okay

[soundscaped]

but shes already real mad at your mama how high can she stack her mads

[gonnabefamous]

pretty dang high

that sounds like a song we should write a song

[magitechnically]

HEY I'm late did you figure out who the BLUE GUY is???

[soundscaped]

an old friend

i feel safe beneath his gaze

[magitechnically]

OH okay that's like not WEIRD at all.

[soundscaped]

his chin is my shelter from th e storm of life

[magitechnically]

Are you writing him a SONG???

[professionalcorpse]

OH.

[bubblewrapped]

Paul Bunyan?

[soundscaped]

no no not him we had a falling out

[professionalcorpse]

oh shit, i totally forgot about that!

[magitechnically]

I can ALWAYS sniff out a good MYSTERY!!!

[professionalcorpse]

i need so much direction.