gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)

also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

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i need so much direction.

It's OKAY I have like LASER FOCUS!!!

Edited (this is 100% a lie) 2017-12-24 05:13 (UTC)

good, cause i ain't got none. like at ALL.

Edited (this is 0% a lie.) 2017-12-24 05:15 (UTC)

On some things.
Mall employees.
Pretzel stands.

Edited (he knows things now) 2017-12-24 05:28 (UTC)

HEY those are both like SUPER IMPORTANT.

And Elias has better taste than you.

He knows. I know. We all know.

OKAY but you're like WAY BETTER at holding bags so it like all evens out.

Edited (attempts to be nice) 2017-12-24 05:38 (UTC)

Cool. A skill.

It's BASICALLY the most important skill to have at the mall??? After like, being able to tell people you don't need another flat iron and figuring out what to eat based on who has the cutest boys working there.

You also don't need another flat iron.

OKAY, but like what if they're gonna put your name on it with rhinestones.

Then you remember you know your own name and soldier on.

But RHINESTONES.

All they really are is plastic diamonds.

OKAY but what if they were REAL diamonds???

So? Where do the cutest boys work?

Well it depends on the mall, but TODAY it was the froyo place, but the boys at the pretzel place were giving them some serious competition!!!

But what happens if you need a filling meal?

Froyo is SUPER filling??? You get to put like A MILLION toppings on it!!!

I've never had it.

Oh my gosh you are like MISSING OUT??? There's usually likes LOTS of fruit and cookies and candy and chocolate and the best part are the little balls of juice that pop in your mouth??? They're like CAVIAR but not GROSS.

Have you never been to the MALL???