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[professionalcorpse]

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)



also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

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[magitechnically]

HEY I'm late did you figure out who the BLUE GUY is???

[soundscaped]

an old friend

i feel safe beneath his gaze

[magitechnically]

OH okay that's like not WEIRD at all.

[soundscaped]

his chin is my shelter from th e storm of life

[magitechnically]

Are you writing him a SONG???

[professionalcorpse]

OH.

[professionalcorpse]

oh, jay leno.

david letterman.

got it.

i'm here.

caught up. totally got it now.

[soundscaped]

boop

[magitechnically]

quack

[soundscaped]

hey

th efuck did you do to my ipod

[professionalcorpse]

jean jacket.

chin.

all totally fair.

[soundscaped]

famed fighter of giants

[bubblewrapped]

Paul Bunyan?

[soundscaped]

no no not him we had a falling out

[bubblewrapped]

He's sensitive about his flapjacks.

[soundscaped]

it was constructive critisicm

[bubblewrapped]

Lumberjacks not known for their social grace.

[professionalcorpse]

oh shit, i totally forgot about that!

[magitechnically]

I can ALWAYS sniff out a good MYSTERY!!!

[professionalcorpse]

i need so much direction.

[magitechnically]

It's OKAY I have like LASER FOCUS!!!

[professionalcorpse]

good, cause i ain't got none. like at ALL.

[ashworthless]

On some things.
Mall employees.
Pretzel stands.

[magitechnically]

HEY those are both like SUPER IMPORTANT.

And Elias has better taste than you.

[ashworthless]

He knows. I know. We all know.