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[professionalcorpse]

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)



also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

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[soundscaped]

no hes got hair as fuck

[professionalcorpse]

a inexplicably frostbitten yeti?

[soundscaped]

i think he told jokes in th e beforetimes

he battled a giant and won but like
no one asked him to

[professionalcorpse]

david?

a very frozen david. of the & goliath fame?

[soundscaped]

no no the other one the jean jacket one

[professionalcorpse]

pretty sure that nobody had jean jackets in the old testament. just throwing that information out there.

[soundscaped]

but they did have sweet guitar solos right

[professionalcorpse]

are y you o i mean, it's entirely possible that there were similar-ish instruments? at the time. so. yeah, sure. going with a yes on that one. why not.

[novelling]

Austin's going to die.

[soundscaped]

i had a good
run

[odder]

We have access to a lot of good graves. So this would be good timing.

[soundscaped]

but how will you get me
i am destned for a grave of the uncool

[bubblewrapped]

You can't be uncool if you're a skeleton.

[soundscaped]

put shades on me when im gone

[odder]

Walk into a fire, your ashes could be shipped over.

[soundscaped]

solid plan

step one build a fire

[professionalcorpse]

i sure as shit hope not.

but, i mean, i also can't rule it out entirely.

[novelling]

You shouldn't have left him unsupervised.

[professionalcorpse]

they're gonna take my badge. now i'll never know if the sauna offers hot stone massages.

[bubblewrapped]

At least you can sled without as much guilt, then.

[professionalcorpse]

yeah, but on the other hand i'll feel bad about being a delinquent AND being a failure.

[bitterlysweet]

I'm supervisin him!!!

[professionalcorpse]

so you're all gonna d

i am completely reassured of both of your safety, thank you.

[novelling]

Help him build a fire.

[longcons]

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