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[professionalcorpse]

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)



also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

Comments

[bitterlysweet]

Afraid I'll say something

incriminating

[longcons]

Yes.

[bitterlysweet]

Liiiiike what?

[longcons]

[ ........... ] Thankfully, I have a bad imagination.

[bitterlysweet]

Me too actually.

But don't worry I won't tell anyon

[longcons]

ok thanks. Good talk.

[bitterlysweet]

mmhm. You're an interesting conversationalist

[longcons]

??? [...] ????????? Haha.

[bitterlysweet]

[...] Yknow I don't think I've ever heard you really laugh???

[quickbuck]

maybe you're not funny

[bitterlysweet]

[...]

Yeah maybe.

[quickbuck]

i saw him laugh at a video of a dog running into a wall once

[bitterlysweet]

yeah well who's not less funny than that right?

[longcons]

Small legs.

[longcons]

Out loud?

[bitterlysweet]

I just meant not like a really big can't hold it in laugh, not a dry chuckle or whatever you usually do

Maybe I'm too drunk to remember right fuck it

[longcons]

No, you're right. do people [...] usually do that?

[bitterlysweet]

Not everyone I guess

I just realized it is all.

[longcons]

[...] A lot of things are a little funny.

[bitterlysweet]

Is anything very funny?

[longcons]

One time, small legs.

[bitterlysweet]

that the only time?

[longcons]

Is this a test?

[bitterlysweet]

No.

I'm just curious

[longcons]

[ ...................... ] Right. Okay. I promise I'm capable of laughter.