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[professionalcorpse]

apparently being home all of the time is very stressful and going to rich person school in the middle of the woods has led me to forget all the pressures and difficulties of the real world.

which, loosely translated, means that my mom and my sisters have gone out for a girls' night and my dad has gone out to actually shop for my mother's christmas present and my brother-in-law has abandoned me to pretend that he has friends. (this is all because i didn't come home for thanksgiving. this is coordinated familial revenge.) so it's me and the girls tonight. me and the girls and finger paints and 'frozen'. again. (repeating: revenge. my dad has a copy of 'big hero 6' - we could be watching ROBOTS right now. but, nope. we're watching trolls sing about marriage while wiping our hands on my shirt.)



also, gracie would like to profess her grave disappointment about not being able to see words in my journal anymore. because she knows how to read "like five HUNDRED" of them now. (this is a gross over-exaggeration. she is three and a liar.)

Comments

[odder]

If that's true, she has a long and promising future ahead of her.

[professionalcorpse]

well, i'd like to think so!

[odder]

[...] Would she like a souvenir skull?

Not a real one.

[professionalcorpse]

gracie?

yeah, she'd LOVE that. thank you! i mean, she cried when i told her lucas lived in a skeleton house and that she couldn't visit without my sister's permission.

[odder]

I'll probably get you one too.
Being a child is awful. I'd cry, too.

[professionalcorpse]

i can handle probably.

i mean, for the pro side: you DO get carried around everywhere because you're both portable and cute.

[odder]

A perk she should absolutely take advantage as long as possible.

[professionalcorpse]

she climbed lucas like a spider monkey and then asked him about zombies.

[odder]

She sounds perfect and I need to meet her.

[novelling]

And do get all your skull requests in post-haste, because we've got to get back to London at some point.

[odder]

We could still be back by Christmas.

[novelling]

My brother will be cross with me if I'm not.

[...] But between Christmas and New Year's we might go anywhere we like.

[odder]

We were already here. Do you have anywhere you want to go?

[novelling]

[...] Switzerland?

[odder]

[...] My parents might still have property there.

[novelling]

I wouldn't be choosy about the details.

[bubblewrapped]

Find me one with a weird shaped head.

[novelling]

Long or stout?

[bubblewrapped]

As close to coneheaded as possible.

[novelling]

I'll see what I can find.

[professionalcorpse]

is there anyone who DOESN'T have a skull request?

[novelling]

Only the respectable and boring people.

[professionalcorpse]

wow. that must be awful.

[novelling]

Good thing we're neither.

[professionalcorpse]

seriously. what a sad and skeletonless existence other people must lead. what do they even DO with their time?