gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

You realized I was right all along and eggnog isn't even that fuckin good.

it's worth the calories!!!

Rather just drink the bourbon straight.

K, first guess is wrong. Uh... your baby brother just chucked a Quaffle across the room and you're gonna train him to be a Quid champ.

bourbon ruins eggnog

Closer!! Do you want the third guess or can I just tell you because it's pretty exciting

Gross. If there's no bourbon, you're just drinking sugary egg milk.

Dude, you fuckin asked me to guess, I'm gonna guess. So. You met like a rich dude who owns his own hybrid Quodpot-Quidditch team and now you're engaged and I gotta publicly duel him if I wanna win you back.

delicious eggynog

oh my god you guessed it

K, first thing. Quodpot's a stupid sport. No offense to your dad. Second, I'm rich too. Just cause all my money belongs to my asshole old man doesn't mean I'm any less of a rich douchebag, if that's what you're into. Third, I'm a better Quidditch player and a better duelist than this jackass, and I will fuckin knock his teeth out.

[...] Seriously. What's up?

but how can a sport be stupid if the ball explodes??

It's not 100% official so don't tell anybody yet buuut I'm going to play for the Krakens

Shit. You're right. Let's get some Quods here and set up a school league. Wanna take bets on how many freshmen lose their fingers?

Seriously? ~~So you're going to Ore~~ Hell yeah, Decourt. How'd that happen?

All sophomores with 10 fingers get a starting position on the Quidditch team.

Uh it was like. 50/50. My dad's been talking to people since the summer but the scout also saw me play at the Ilvermorny game last year.