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[Warded to Ruby, Todd, Cash, Micah, Austin & Cole]

Hey.

I'm gonna go make me and Ruby dinner in the rudiments room instead of going to whatever's happening in the cafeteria. If you want to come you can. Hope you ca handle some heat.

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She's not a good enough cook to do anything worse than cut the eggplant badly.

Edited 2017-12-26 03:07 (UTC)

I'm making sure that Todd's eggplant is all uneven chunks.

It all gets digested the same.

Doesn't cook even though. Maybe I need to demote Ruby before she messes up my side dish.

It's only Todd's eggplant. The other vegetables will be perfect.

The eggplant's not gonna be spicy so it's everyone's eggplant.

Relax, I'm only teasing. Todd likes it.

Don't mess with the chef [...] even when you're flirting.

you can't sabotage my eggplant without sabotaging your own eggplant. checkmate.

No sabotaged veggies then. Just a nice, pleasant Christmas dinner with friends.

Boring.

Sabotage him. I'm not convinced it makes a difference and I need evidence.

Don't encourage her. Obviously it makes a difference if I've got massive chunks and tiny slivers to work with.

Fine. [...] I can chop, if you need it. Sing for my supper.

[...] Yeah, sure. It's not hard and you probably won't complain as much as Ruby does.

Debatable.

You not the domestic type, Cash?

I know how to do laundry.

Guess all you need to live is knowing how to do laundry, pay bills and order a pizza... but that's not REALLY living.

Wait until you eat this.

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I love making boys slave away at hot stoves for me.

Reverse sexism.

Maybe it's a turn-on. You don't know.

Sheesh you're as bad as me.

It's so boring at school. I've been reduced to flirting with Todd and Cash for entertainment.

Edited 2017-12-26 04:57 (UTC)

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For whom?

I know at least one person who'd find your knife skills appealing.

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