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[addytives]

STOLEN WINE BOTTLE COUNT XMAS 2014: an unprecedented SIX
Security is lacking. Please someone present me with a CHALLENGE omg.

[Senior Girls]
HEYYYY
I miss every one of you like A LOT.
I know there’s the big NYE party at the end of the week, BUT!!! Would some up to all of you wanna come to just a sleepover at my house a few days before?? To use the rest of this wine up/test my hangover potion tweaks?? I am rattling around my house, please save it/me :(

[Carolina]
HEYYY so in a couple days, I’m planning on inviting like...all the sr girls over to sleep. Do you want me to include any of your friends?? Mom+Dad have ANOTHERRR holiday party on the 29th so probs then??

[Lachlan]
Miss you. Do you get anything good for Christmas?
[...] Guess what I got.

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[addytives]

But it’s not a fun game if no one cares. :(
Don’t they know this’ll just like escalate til I like. Take up heists and steal everyone’s jewelry to maintain constant disapproval???

[Senior Girls]
Ugh that’s painfullll. My big sister still gets 99% of that so TRULY thank bb Jesus on his bday.
Come entertain us with visions of our like. Inevitably mixed futures instead ♥ ??

[princeprincess]

They've grown wise to us. No one even thinks I'm that tacky anymore? "Oh, Mackenzie's such a card," they say.

[Senior Girls]
It's sooooooo boring. I can only talk about internships and the future of the business so many times before I start to lose my mind. The other hot topic is passive aggressive inquiries about Kurt and Chloe's relationship. What do they want me to say? They're as unexcitingly happy as they were last time you saw them, grandma.

I can't wait to meet up with all of you and enjoy some truly fun company and worthwhile gossip. ❤

[addytives]

Tbh that’s like. The most disgraceful thing I’ve ever heard. Being scandalous is WORK. Don’t they KNOW?

[Senior Girls]
That’s EVEN WORSE what even. You aren’t your cousin’s love spy!! Come here, I’ll save you 💙

[princeprincess]

They think it's a phase. I'll show them.

[Senior Girls]
You're a saint, Addy. I'm so tired of being evasive. You know I'm no good at subtle, and I'll be in so much trouble if I lose my temper.

[cmdrchloe]