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[aftokaiafto]

Bonne Année, Gooseberry.

So I know the big thing for the start of the year is the "New Year New Me" schtick. What are some goals y'all have for the big one-five because I need some inspiration.

Comments

[nothalfplaid]

C'est juste une nouvelle année. Ce n'est rien de spécial.

[longcons]

C'est ne pas un pipe.

[aftokaiafto]

[...]

Ceci n'est pas une pomme.

[longcons]

We've long since reached the limits of my knowledge. In both French and art.

[aftokaiafto]

Aw, Cassius, you're ruining my meme vibe.

[longcons]

I've had gaps in my education. Blame the schools.

[aftokaiafto]

And This Is The State of America Today. . .

[nothalfplaid]

Ta mère est une pipe.

[longcons]

Hard to argue with that.

[nothalfplaid]

Thought you didn't speak French?

[longcons]

God bless the cognate.

[nothalfplaid]

How dare you give me brief hope of shit talking in French with you only to snatch it from my grasp.

[longcons]

[ .................. ] I do know some Latin. This may still be viable.

[nothalfplaid]

We could make this work on the journals at least.

[longcons]

Carthago delenda est.

[aftokaiafto]

Whoa now, no insulting moms in my journal.

[nothalfplaid]

Mom jokes are never personal.

(I'll take Cajun Mama's Boy for 500, Alex.)

[aftokaiafto]

No mom jokes please.

[nothalfplaid]

I didn't say anything about your mom.

[longcons]

And my mother is literally a pipe. It's a medical mystery.

[aftokaiafto]

Comme tu veux! Pour moi, c’est le geste qui compte. La vie c'est une plage de temps, non?

[nothalfplaid]

I just think resolutions are a great way to set yourself up for future disappointment.