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[aftokaiafto]

Bonne Année, Gooseberry.

So I know the big thing for the start of the year is the "New Year New Me" schtick. What are some goals y'all have for the big one-five because I need some inspiration.

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[noelnoel]

BON APPETIT!!!!!!

[aftokaiafto]

!!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE WE EATING?

[noelnoel]

GOOSEBERRIES!!!!!!!!!

[aftokaiafto]

NICE SIGN ME UP

[noelnoel]

where do i find gooseberries

[aftokaiafto]

Babe are they even native to the US though

[noelnoel]

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why is this school named gooseberry if there are no gooseberries

[noelnoel]

i don't know about plants
i took herbology cos neville taught it

[aftokaiafto]

Okay like I admit I know shit-all about green growing things but I’m 99% sure that fruits and berries don’t grow in the dead-ass cold of winter

Kind of like me, actually

I’m a delicate gooseberry, be gentle with me

Anyway, what else do we have on the menu of metaphors???? I have faith in you Ellie

[noelnoel]

did you know utah was cold before you came here
cos i didn't
i don't mind it tho

do you want to be wrapped up in a blanket burrito

[aftokaiafto]

Like I knew THEORETICALLY but I thought it was MOSTLY RUMORS

I mind a lot

Please wrap me, Ellie