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[soundscaped]

Anyone want a Monopoly game that's really good at hurting your feelings?

It gets unnecessarily personal if that's your thing.

Comments

[bubblewrapped]

White elephant gift for next year.

[soundscaped]

Can't lose points if no one knows I'm the one that inflicted it on some uncorrupted freshman.

[bubblewrapped]

Next year's freshmen will give it to someone whose ego needs a little bruising, at the very least.

[quickbuck]

you found a way to improve monopoly

[soundscaped]

What's wrong with the emotional strife regular Monopoly puts you through?

[oh_girl]

I thought it was funny.

[soundscaped]

Is that a formal request? 'Cus I'm about to chuck it in the snow, it knows too many of my insecurities.

[oh_girl]

Yes, yes it is.

[lilwitchhazel]

Like 3/4 of the people at this school are gluttons for punishment, I beeeeet you can find a taker easy.

[soundscaped]

Hey Gooseberry, y'all need to love yourself more.

[evercreep]

Send it to someone you hate.

[soundscaped]

Johnny Depp, you've had it too good for too long.

[professionalcorpse]

i feel like you should maybe send it to hasbro with absolutely no explanation.

[soundscaped]

Think I can get an owl to drop it right in the CEO's office without breaking any statutes?

[professionalcorpse]

maybe? if it's delivered at night and is just waiting for him there in the morning. like - just put a post it on the top that says IT'S EVOLVED. he'll think that he's accidentally birthed jumanji.

[ashworthless]

Not a bad idea. Keeps you humble while you're succumbing to capitalism.

[soundscaped]

Oh hey, calling you a shill for the capitalist machine is one of its many fun new catchphrases.

[gwenniepop]

I'm actually kind of proud of that one, if I'm being honest.

[cecaelian]

I thought it was a fun new twist.

[soundscaped]

It definitely twists the knife after it stabs you in the heart. So that's fun.

[gwenniepop]

I said I was sorry! Besides, now it makes you all FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE.

[soundscaped]

I was giving you the opportunity to remain anonymous.

[magitechnically]

Does the DOG bark???

[soundscaped]

Just the bank yells, but hell, this is madness now, let's give the dog sentience too.

[gonnabefamous]

That sounds even more truly awfuler than the original game.