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[colitaderana]

Are the house elves putting mints on pillows now???

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[colitaderana]

is this one of your thi

Safe for consumption by all definitions of the word, do you think?

[cherubic]

Err on the side of caution.

[colitaderana]

...yes, that's probably...wise.

[cherubic]

It's a good mindset.

Do you have any enemies or admirers who like Muggle hotels? I hear Muggles often put mints on pillows in hotels.

[colitaderana]

I don't...think I have anybody in either of those categories.

[cherubic]

You're not paying enough attention.

[tartinedeflageolets]

Aren't you curious about what is in the mints though??

[cherubic]

[............]

Miguel, I need you to give me the mint.

[colitaderana]

I am not giving you the mint.

[cherubic]

I need to run tests.

Please surrender the mint.

[godzillabutworse]

Hey I want a mint too!!

[cherubic]

This mint is a potential hazard.

[godzillabutworse]

That only makes me want it moooooore.

[cherubic]

Nisha, I cannot allow you to consume this deadly mint. I like you too much.

[godzillabutworse]

Tragic?? But also heartwarming???

[cherubic]

I'll find you an ordinary mint. [...] And add something unnatural to it.

[tartinedeflageolets]

Archie has testing methods that aren't just his stomach. Sorry, Nisha.

[godzillabutworse]

Bluhhhh stupid SCIENCE with its beakers and its Bunsen burners and its carefully vetted experimentation processes.

[tartinedeflageolets]

It's très bluhhhh.

[lilipad]

[colitaderana]

And what do I get in exchange?

[cherubic]

[...]

I make very good shampoo and toothpaste.

[colitaderana]

Are there unbiased reviews that I can be given?

[cherubic]

I make all my cosmetics myself.

I'll let you choose the scent.

[colitaderana]

UNBIASED REVIEWS?