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[heyitsnia]

[Warded to Big Fish Authority]

Bit of a delicate matter. It seems Ursula's having a bad day. [...] Are any of you in the lodge? I'm outside the second floor girls' room and could use some help with this crowd talking her down to her. I think having a few more trusted friends and fewer gawking freshmen would help.

[Just Rosy]

Save the date. We're going to make Coralee Wong's life hell this spring break.

[Warded to Ursula Private]
URSULA WHERE ARE YOU
Ok not productive.


[Ward Added ~15 Minutes Later, to Ursula]

Hey honey when you see this can you let me know? I'm sure everything's fine. Just worried checking in.

[...] Hit up Rosy and Ferdie and Kurt, too, if you have a sec.

Comments

Big Fish Authority + a Bear

[browbeats]

I'm in the library. Years of honing this glare will finally come in handy. I'll take freshmen fear duty.

[Nia]
I've been waiting all my life for this moment.

Big Fish Authority + a Bear

[heyitsnia]

Perfect. I just need a few minutes to find a teacher. The [...] door isn't opening.

[Rosy]
I don't know what she said, but I'm blaming her for winding Ursula up this bad. Just [...] a heads up. She's really upset.

Big Fish Authority + a Bear

[browbeats]

[...] Do you think it's a coincidence or did she lock the door?

[Nia]
Coralee's only goal in life is tearing down others, of course it's her fault. And even if it's not, I've got no sympathy to spare for her anyways.

[...] I'll keep that in mind. Do you think anything else helped inspire this? Something one of us didn't catch?

Big Fish Authority + a Bear

[heyitsnia]

She [...] Yeah, I thought it might've just gotten stuck at first but I think she locked it.

[Rosy]
Even if she's not the root cause, I doubt she helped.

Her mom might've said something. She's really [...] stuck on that. And I think it it's exacerbating other things like [...] don't tell Ferdie, but she mentioned being afraid she'd tank her thing with him.

BFAB

[browbeats]

I'm willing to bruise the fuck out of my shoulder to knock it down if it comes to that, but [...] hopefully we can take things down a notch before it gets to that.

[Nia]
Wow, this sounds like... a lot. I know conferences kind of frazzled her, but this is more like a spiral. [...] Should I distract Ferdie so he doesn't hear those specific comments if they come up again? Ursula will be [...] at least mildly embarrassed afterwards if she knows he heard that.

BFAB

[heyitsnia]

The peanut gallery is practically demanding it. I've got one of them grabbing the first teacher they find.

[Rosy]
Yeah It's almost [...] You know that's a good idea. I think she'll want to see him, after? But maybe not hear all the worst bits. Can you keep him busy redirecting onlookers?

BFAB

[browbeats]

This school needs more classes, shouldn't all these children be in classes?

[Nia]
Consider me on Ferdie duty. I'll make a small one cry and then shove them in his hands to deal with.

BFAB

[heyitsnia]

Freshmen need a 300% increase in homework. I'm suggesting this.

[Rosy]
Perfect. Ursula may want to [...] girl talk it a little, first, too. He needs more reasons to dad it up, anyway.

BFAB

[browbeats]

My little brother has too much time to get in trouble, so I agree.

[Nia]
Right. Girl talk. Something I definitely know a lot about and am not passing off for no reason, there are just a lot of rowdy freshmen to handle right now.

BFAB

[ferdie]

I’d help.

BFAB

[browbeats]

Help me with this crying child first. Threats are not working and I'm out of workable solutions.

BFAB

[ferdie]

Why are they crying?

BFAB

[browbeats]

[.....................] Something heavy fell on their foot.

BFAB

[heyitsnia]

I saw it. This may even be a bribe with candy situation.

BFAB

[ferdie]

Can’t you
Just [...] hang on.

Head Kids

[ferdie]

What’s going on? I’ll be there.

Head Kids

[heyitsnia]

I think the stress of parent-teacher conferences was a little overwhelming. She's [...] I'm sure she just needs some reassurances. But [...] she locked herself in this bathroom. And she's really upset about [......] her mom your r stuff a lot of things.

Head Kids

[ferdie]

Oh.
I should’ve
should I
Is she

[......]I’ll be right there

Crab Mommies, A Few Minutes Later

[cecaelian]

[.....]

[...] I was just about to ward them. Why How did

[.....]

Did something happen?

Crab Mommies, A Few Minutes Later

[heyitsnia]

Oh thank God I was so worried Where are you

We had a bit of an incident in the lodge. Where are you? Are you sitting down?

Crab Mommies, A Few Minutes Later

[cecaelian]

Is everyone okay?

I'm in my cabin [............] but I [...] woke up on the ground outside [...] not long ago. For a moment I thought

Crab Mommies, A Few Minutes Later

[heyitsnia]

Oh. Oh.

Other than a freshman with a hurt foot? Well [...] the incident in question was [...] I think it was one of the strangers. It impersonated you.

Crab Mommies, A Few Minutes Later

[cecaelian]

Oh. That doesn't explain

[...] Who was I making out with this time?

Crab Mommies, A Few Minutes Later

[heyitsnia]

You're in luck

No mega making out this time, unfortunately. [...] A freshman heard you crying in the bathroom. Quite loudly. There was a crowd when I got there. And [...] some people may've heard some concerns that you may or may not have about [...] how you stack up against your mother. Your [...] relationship with Ferdie. A few other things.

Crab Mommies, A Few Minutes Later

[cecaelian]

Please tell me you're kidding. That's utterly humilitating. [...] Who was there? Was Ferd—

[A large pool of ink suddenly starts to seep over the page and quickly gets dabbed at, stopping it from overtaking the page entirely. A long pause follows before some more words are hastily added.]

Ferdie and Rosy just burst in here. Sorry about the mess.

Thank you, Nia. I've got to go now.