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[heyitsnia]

Hi guys! I know at this time of year we're all ❤️lookin' for love❤️, and I hate to be the Valentine's Grinch, but please be mindful of any notes you receive. If your Valentine is asking you to meet them somewhere isolated, alone, or if what they're saying seems out of character for them, or if something just seems weird it may be best to ignore it! Consider talking to your prefect about it.

And, hey, on the flip side, if you're planning on clowning on someone this February? Don't toy with people's hearts.

[Student Authority]

The Gooseberry Tradition of sending fake love letters endures another year, but asking two random people to meet each other in an isolated place is for sure breakin' them Buddy System rules. So, keep an eye on your cabins, everyone. If someone's got hearts in their eyes suddenly, just make sure they're still taking proper precautions.

And if any of you know who might be penning the fake notes, I'd appreciate a tip.

Comments

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[wholegrain]

!!! is anyone adept at handwriting analysis?

Student Authority

[readingrainbows]

I can USUALLY tell if it's TYPED or WRITTEN, if that counts!

Student Authority

[wholegrain]

that's probably a start!!
let's get this man into the lab

Student Authority

[readingrainbows]

Where's my white coat? I'm doing ESSENTIAL SCIENCE.

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[heyitsnia]

Damn. I knew I should've expanded my skillset more over the summer.

That's not a bad idea. If we can get one of the fake notes. I'd've just burnt mine for sure.

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[wholegrain]

i know someone who would burn it and try to scry the sender from the ashes but
i think i'm supposed to be discouraging that

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[heyitsnia]

You know [...] I think it depends on the scryer. Specifically how much enjoyment they're getting out of the burning part.

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[wholegrain]

are white coats an aesthetic choice or do they help?
with the science

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[wholegrain]

i think we can strike a balance
but that also destroys the evidence if it doesn't work

hmm!!

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[readingrainbows]

I'll have to ask Liberty and report back.

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[cygninae]

Well shit.

Don't think any of my roommates would go for it. But I'll keep an eye out.

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[heyitsnia]

Definitely prioritize the handwriting analysis.

[destructobot]

Valentine's Grinch is a position of necessity and honor, Nia.

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[wholegrain]

ok but don't rush on account of me!!!

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[heyitsnia]

Yeah I think your boys are good. How do you think your underclassmen will be. Anyone particularly susceptible to the promise of romance?

[heyitsnia]

I'm going to steal all the candy and flowers. And my heart will absolutely not grow even one size.

[...] Are you doing We're going to nip this in this in the bud.

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[wholegrain]

hey if any of them starts acting weird or sad or kind of heartbroken and don't want to explain
you can send them to me!!

[addytives]

Awww there go all my plans.

[destructobot]

It's what the people want.

Cool. Let me know if I can help.

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[cygninae]

Casey's little sister maybe? Todd?

[heyitsnia]

I'm strong. I can take whatever you dish out at me.

[heyitsnia]

Always wanted to be a hero.

Thanks! I'll for sure loop you in.

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[heyitsnia]

Ohh, yeah. It looks like Todd [...] is maybe safe this time. But Marie does love love. Thanks for the head's up.

[addytives]

But could I like, lure you to a shady location?

[heyitsnia]

As long as it's somewhere warm. Or somewhere you plan on keeping me warm.