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[heyitsnia]

Hi guys! I know at this time of year we're all ❤️lookin' for love❤️, and I hate to be the Valentine's Grinch, but please be mindful of any notes you receive. If your Valentine is asking you to meet them somewhere isolated, alone, or if what they're saying seems out of character for them, or if something just seems weird it may be best to ignore it! Consider talking to your prefect about it.

And, hey, on the flip side, if you're planning on clowning on someone this February? Don't toy with people's hearts.

[Student Authority]

The Gooseberry Tradition of sending fake love letters endures another year, but asking two random people to meet each other in an isolated place is for sure breakin' them Buddy System rules. So, keep an eye on your cabins, everyone. If someone's got hearts in their eyes suddenly, just make sure they're still taking proper precautions.

And if any of you know who might be penning the fake notes, I'd appreciate a tip.

Comments

[heyitsnia]

I'm strong. I can take whatever you dish out at me.

[addytives]

But could I like, lure you to a shady location?

[heyitsnia]

As long as it's somewhere warm. Or somewhere you plan on keeping me warm.

[addytives]

Well I def couldn’t leave you freezing.

[heyitsnia]

In that case, take me away! [...] After I verify your identity using the journals, of course. Got to follow protocol, you know.

[addytives]

I’d never break protocol!!! AND SO: There will be exactly ONE kinda weird-sized but vvv Auror verified kidnapper package RIGHT by the atrium doors just for you iiiin almost exactly 15 mins ♥

[heyitsnia]

Ohohoho. I am so on my way for pick up of this highly suspicious delivery.

[addytives]

Be safe!! Don’t go near if it’s ticking!!

[heyitsnia]

I will approach with UTMOST caution!

[addytives]

Smartest AND the bravest ♥

[heyitsnia]

Hey, I've gotta be impressive if I'm going to sweep you off your feet.

[addytives]

I MEAN, consider me swept.

[heyitsnia]

I intend it to be an ongoing process, too.