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WARDED TO BASH AND LUCAS

I need [...] help.

I want to do something for Jade for Valentine's Day, but [...] I've never really done anything like that before, and she wouldn't like most of types of things you see in movies or read in books.

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Shit, Ari, I didn't tell Wait, did you tell I don't think Bash [...] Well this is a mess, now.

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Hey, love to help. I agree, I don't think she'd be into the traditional stuff. Do you have any starting ideas?

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I was thinking about maybe finding her a weird plant. You know, instead of flowers. Maybe a venus flytrap? There's a girl in gardening club who grows them.

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[bubblewrapped]

Very good start. You know, they only grow in a small part of the Carolinas. You could [...] probably make some sort of poetic metaphor about how rare and unique she is, if you wanted to [...] go full tilt.

[...] The anatomically accurate heart chocolate might be a little more low key, tho.

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More reasonable, but less personal. [...] And [...] I don't have any money.

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[professionalcorpse]

i got some tree-stump money, it's cool. you can do both!

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[novelling]

Oh, no. [...] I'm sure she'll like a plant that eats things.

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[professionalcorpse]

if you're sure?

we'll save the ghost money for spring break, then.

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[novelling]

I can't take money from you.

[...] What sort of things are there to do near Lucas's house?

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[professionalcorpse]

it ain't mine. it's ghost money. i'm not gonna use it on just me. it'd be

lucas has to take us on a georgia tour.

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[bubblewrapped]

[...] Oh, no problem. I do like the venus flytrap idea. Something handmade isn't a bad idea. A bracelet. Baked goods. A meal. Or [...] well, I don't know how much use Jade would get out of a mixtape.

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I can cook. A little.

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[bubblewrapped]

You know, it's not [...] her typical aesthetic, but I don't think there's anyone who doesn't appreciate getting homemade food. Or, maybe even cooking together, as an activity.

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[professionalcorpse]

oh! oh, we could get a cake mold that's shaped like an anatomically accurate heart. that wouldn't be expensive.

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[novelling]

I don't have any I'd probably be able to transfigure one.

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[bubblewrapped]

We could probably make a pan that works, ourselves. [...] And maybe fill it with cherry cordial filling. Maybe.

Is there anyone that's really good at Transfiguration who'd be able to help?

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I'd like that [...] if we could get the Magical Rudiments classroom to ourselves, which doesn't seem likely. But I could cook for her.

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[bubblewrapped]

Yeah, availability of the Rudiments classroom's going to probably be touchy.

Hmm. Alternatives [...] You could do a movie night. We could help set you up with that. Bash would let you guys use his laptop, I'm sure.

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[professionalcorpse]

OH.

OH. THAT MAKES SENSE NOW. OKAY.

there's [...] the place that sells the chocolate skulls does a valentine's box, i think? i'm pretty sure there's bones in there. and a relatively accurate anatomical heart.

as a jump-off point.

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She does like chocolate. And skeletons.

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[professionalcorpse]

eating somebody's heart is probably romantic in some cultures.

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[novelling]

It's very Shakespearean.

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[professionalcorpse]

in that it's tragic and some hypothetical chocolate person had to die in order for it to happen?

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And left a weeping widow behind?

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[professionalcorpse]

we can only hope.