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[novelling]

WARDED TO EBONHIDE JUNIOR GIRLS

Are you all planning on going to the dance?

WARDED TO JADE

Another thrilling and oh-so-very public chapter in the saga of Spencer Sweet making a fool of himself. This week's shaping up already.

[...] I got you something.

Comments

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

Are you still a thing then?

EJGs

[novelling]

Well, he hasn't asked me to any dances since Cotillion. I must not have done well with his mother.

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

Ugh. Boys. Ugh. Society.

Have you thought about dating girls?

EJGs

[novelling]

Not everyone can change their inclinations when they get desperate.

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

Oh my god Ari I can smell your stank face from my bed.

Boys are garbage and girls are oblivious.

EJGs

[novelling]

I smell nice.

Well, it's a small school. Even if you double your prospects it figures that you'd run out of them eventually anyway.

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

Yeah you do~ It's more of an emotional stank.

100 120 [.........] 119 people in the dating pool, there must be ONE of them that's more than just okay.

EJGs

[novelling]

I don't know what you mean.

What's wrong with Jaime?

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

You've got serious resting bitch face. And active bitch face.

[...] I don't know. Maybe nothing. I'll give you the rundown after the dance.

EJGs

[novelling]

Now I think my feelings are hurt.

You don't sound excited.

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

I didn't realize you had those.

He's got a lot to prove. What's wrong with me having high standards? He only said yes because I scare him.

EJGs

[novelling]

I'm a very good actress.

Romantic.

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

Brava.

I take what I can get. Better than asking Hazel or JD and having her go all lol besties 4 lyfe let's talk boys girlfriiiiiend. At least Jaime's attracted to me.

EJGs

[novelling]

[...] If you want to ask a girl, why not ask Madison?

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

[...] You think she'd say yes?

EJGs

[novelling]

I do.

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

I'll think about it. Maybe after the tea thing with Jaime's done with I can ask her on Valentine's Day. That'd be cute, right?

EJGs

[novelling]

I hardly know. But she's sweet.

EJGs

[ghostbluster]

What does emotional stank smell like?

EJGs

[useyournoggin]

Rotten eggs of the heart.

Re: EJGs

[ghostbluster]

So, something like sulfur and iron.

EJGs

[novelling]

But metaphorical.

Re: EJGs

[ghostbluster]

It's a very good metaphor. I never thought I'd have such a strong olfactory sense of what a stank face. Really evokes unexpected senses. Almost poetic.

EJGs

[cant_even]