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[electable]

WARDED TO OPHELIA NOGGINS

Hi Ophelia!

1. I'm sorry I didn't kiss you at the Galentine's Day Party. It wasn't because of anything about you, personally. I've never kissed anybody before and I realized I didn't want my first kiss to be because of some party game. If you'd like to kiss me now I'd be very interested in that.

2. In fact, I think we should date. We're extremely compatible. If you're not sure of your decision I can help you compile a complete list of reasons why we're extremely compatible.

3. Can I call you OJ?

4. I maybe be inexperienced but I have full confidence that I could be a good girlfriend. I have strong interpersonal skills and my relationships are very important to me. While I've never been a girlfriend before, I'm a quick and eager learner and my exceptionally strong romantic feelings for you will motivate me to succeed.

Thanks,
JD

Comments

JD/OJ

[useyournoggin]

JD/OJ

[useyournoggin]

1. Ummmmm, it's okay. I was a little annoyed at the time but I can't stay mad at you. And now I know why you weren't into it!!!

2. Ummmmmmmmmmm!!! Whyyyyy don't you work on that list and we can talk about it at dinner?

3. I don't want to be a juice???

4. You'd totally be a great girlfriend [...] but let's [...] put a pin in that for later.

You're welcome,
Ophelia

JD/Ophelia

[electable]

1. I should've apologized sooner but I didn't know how to say it. I don't want you to think it was because of you, or because I don't like girls.

2. I'm almost done with it now. Does dinner work better for you? I could give it to you now.

3. I thought it was cute but if you don't like it I'll stop immediately.

4. Why?

JD/Ophelia

[useyournoggin]

1. Really??? Well that's good news. I thought you might be straight.

2. Dinner's definitely the best time for me. I'm, like, swamped with school stuff.

3. I'd let someone I was dating use a nickname, I guess. Which we're not yet! But maybe soon!!! After dinner~!

4. Becaaaaaaause I think you just took that weird potion?

JD/Ophelia

[electable]

1. I don't really know what I am. I've had crushes and boys and girls before, but nobody's ever wanted to kiss me, so I haven't had a chance to find myself.

2. Okay!

3. If we were dating I would give you a lot of nicknames. It's how we show affection in my family.

4. I did, but I'm feeling very level-headed and focused.

JD/Ophelia

[useyournoggin]

1. A bet a TON of people would love to kiss you. Is that why you did the whole kissing games thing? A ton of people do that to test out what they're into. You didn't seem that into me though soooooo

2. #2 is settled! Cool!

3. My dad's not suuuuuper big on nicknames but that's cute. What would you want me to call you besides JD?

4. Yeah? I mean you sound more lucid than Micah. But you always do.

JD/Ophelia

[electable]

1. If they do, they never tell me so. And this is all so embarrassing, you absolutely can't tell anyone. I was going to play spin the bottle because Jonah told me I don't relax enough and I should try to have a good time, and, well, he kisses people to have a good time. But I've just never done that, and it wasn't fun for me. I was really anxious. This is so silly, but I just think a first kiss should really mean something, you know? It should be special.

3. Whatever you want to call me! Most of the things my dads call me don't even make sense.

4. Thank you!