Written around lunch

[novelling]

WARDED TO WILDE

Your hedgehog is loose and he's made a friend.

WARDED TO SEANCE CREW

I saw Henry.

Comments

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

I figured that was for the psych stuff, but, hey, if it gets your head back after it's been missing for a century? That's something to put on the testimonials page.

Seance Crew

[stclair]

If I died in the forest and LOST MY HEAD I'd definitely try to take advantage of going around headless for AT LEAST a century!!!!

Seance Crew

[odder]

I know. Why did he even want a head?

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

so he doesn't accidentally walk through people.

some people have got to feel gross to walk through.

Seance Crew

[odder]

Hmm. Maybe. I've always kind of wanted to step through organs.

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

i feel like there are definitely people that have insides you don't want to get up close and personal with.

Seance Crew

[odder]

The real benefit to a healthy diet, I suppose.

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

or like metaphorical health. having spiritually good insides?

Seance Crew

[odder]

Oh.
If the soul lives in your stomach, actually. I wonder.

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

got to be a good time to walk through a jay then. they're full of candy.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

Yeah, headlessness is good for at least seventy-five years before it starts losing its novelty.

Seance Crew

[colemoss]

i don't think it'd like not being able to see.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

All your other senses get heightened, though, I bet. The [...] ones you have left.

Seance Crew

[colemoss]

[...] if you don't have a head, isn't that just touch??

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

Yeah. It's a pretty versatile sense, though, you know?

Seance Crew

[colemoss]

i guess. [...] seventy-five years is a long time, though.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

Probably takes you half that to get used to not having hearing, sight or smell.

Seance Crew

[colemoss]

[...] i hope my head is still attached when i die. i think.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

A reasonable desire, I think.

Seance Crew

[colemoss]

i guess he knew we were there during the seance, though. so maybe it's different for ghosts.

Seance Crew

[stclair]

Right like he could SPELL too????? Or maybe talking without a head is just special to Ouija boards?????

Seance Crew

[colemoss]

[...] ghost rules are confusing.