Written around lunch

[novelling]

WARDED TO WILDE

Your hedgehog is loose and he's made a friend.

WARDED TO SEANCE CREW

I saw Henry.

Comments

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

You should. Definitely.

Re: Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

my mom's real good at her job, but she's never reattached a dude's head.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

It's [...] something else, that's for sure. Can't even really begin to hypothesize how that works. How do you fix a ghost?

[...] Let me know what they say?

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

do you work in metaphors?

how do you book APPOINTMENTS.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

If you want to make alterations to the ghostly form [...] do you have to find the remains and change those?

I'm pretty sure ghosts therapists are just always on call.

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

or is it like self-repairing as you self-repair? therapeutically?

yeah but what if you double book?

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

Like it's a [...] visual representation of your [...] better-ness? I guess that'd be convenient. Do you just poof once you're completely whole, again?

Most doctors do that all the time, anyway. Ghosts have all the time in the world. They can wait thirty minutes.

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

super literal spiritual healing?

or they get really angry and go full poltergeist on your ass.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

It kind of [...] makes sense? I mean, as much as something like this can. I know if I didn't have a head, getting it back would go a long way toward bettering my overall mental health.

Well, that's just rude. Maybe they need to learn patience as part of their healing process.

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

well, i mean, human therapy is about getting your head on right? so. it's a pretty even comparison.

that's after the limb reattachment.

Seance Crew

[bubblewrapped]

So [...] the metaphorical thing isn't actually that far off the mark. Huh.

[Bash]
[...] You're definitely going to do it, right? Ask about this? Not just for [...] our projects, but for yourself, too?

Seance Crew

[professionalcorpse]

potentially?

[Lucas]

yeah, no. i'm [...] gonna figure out how questions work. and then i'll ask some.

Bash/Lucas

[bubblewrapped]

Good. Great. You're going to be amazing. Just [...] in general. But [...] that's awesome.

You're going to learn how to reattach heads.

Bash/Lucas

[professionalcorpse]

i'm [...] you're fantastic.

Bash/Lucas

[bubblewrapped]

Excited for you. And proud. Really proud of you.