gooseberryhigh | Written around lunch

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WARDED TO WILDE

Your hedgehog is loose and he's made a friend.

WARDED TO SEANCE CREW

I saw Henry.

That is, for reals, way too many Bash.

Just like.

Pick three. Or something.

i'm not GOOD at that.

i have a streamlining problem.

I'll tell you which ones are dumb if you want!

oh god, please tell me how to effectively talk to human adults.

I'm an incredibly effective communicator and shit.

I'll help you out.

i am a disaster and my therapist says i talk too much sometimes.

which. let's take a moment for that one.

At least you're adorable!! That helps a lot.

i dunno about that. but i'm definitely good at looking small and panicked.

We can help you narrow your questions.

And flirt answers out of adults.

i don't think i'm equipped for flirting anything out of anyone.

Not with that attitude.