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[gonnabefamous]

Well, that was a smashing performance, if I do say so myself, but I really prefer the show with fake blood and mine inside me where it belongs!

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[casperkim]

[...] What?

[gonnabefamous]

I'm out here almost dying for art, that's all.

[casperkim]

What happened?

[gonnabefamous]

A stage light almost CRUSHED ME TO DEATH but I'm sure it was just a freak accident and not a junior or a ghost assassin.

[destructobot]

What the fuck.

[gonnabefamous]

EXACTLY!

[casperkim]

Are you fucking serious? Did anyone see anyt

[...] You're all right?

[gonnabefamous]

PHYSICALLY yes, but emotionally traumatized.

[casperkim]

[...] I've still got some c I can get some calming draught. If it would help.

Were Acuña and Thrussel there when it happened?

[gonnabefamous]

That's just going to make me go to sleep.

Acuña was, I think.

[iliya]

How can this What if it was

[...] If you can still be loud, you are fine.

[gonnabefamous]

I appreciate your resounding emotional support after my near death experience.

[iliya]

You enjoy a reason to complain. I am trying to help.

Plus, I am no good at promising to kill your enemies.

[gonnabefamous]

Me???

Okay, but what about joining the detective team?

[iliya]

Would you prefer I replace "complain" with "be dramatic"?

Too inconsolable to think clearly. What if I watched Elvis?

[gonnabefamous]

Yes, I would!

Oh good point. Someone's going to have to look after her when I'm deceased.

[iliya]

[...] You enjoy a reason to be dramatic. I am trying to help.

I will tell her stories of your fashion sense.

[gonnabefamous]

There we go. Anyway, you don't think almost being crushed is reason enough?

That's a good place to start.

[iliya]

It missed you. Talk to me again when you are mortally wounded.

And how you play the piano. Maybe I will teach her.

[gonnabefamous]

Geez, tough crowd. What exactly am I supposed to say when I'm mortally wounded? Do you think it works like in plays where I have plenty of time for a dramatic monologue?

That's a great idea. I know she'd be good at it, and clearly she's got good musical taste.

[iliya]

I will try to be the one you bleed to death on. But Casper runs faster than I do.

She takes after you, yes? [...] You should try to live. Better you teach her.

[heyitsnia]

Okay, bright side? You can for sure write a song about this. But maybe someone should inspect things in the auditorium.

[casperkim]

Agreed. Even if it was just an accident it's a dangerous fucking accident and someone needs to figure out what happened.

[gonnabefamous]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are. I'm sure it was a fluke or an assassination attempt

[gonnabefamous]

Let's not talk about bright sides, I can still see the light coming for my head.