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[nothalfplaid]

Cacti Plaid, Half-Orc Barbarian Librarian is going on an adventure, apparently.

[Warded to Hazel Heathcliff Cash Private]

It turns out adults can definitely be mimicked too. The night of the blizzard, I talked to a fake version of my dad. I should have known. It's not like I have pleasant conversations with my real dad. It's not like he ever gives me any kind of choice about anything. Wishful thinking is for idiots. So clearly, I'm just a fucking idiot. Can't leave this shitty school, so I may as well really lean into that. What other dumb shit can we do. We're all probably going to die anyway. UGH. So fucking stupid! [Angry scribbling]

[Cash]

So, it turns out our thought exercise was irrelevant after all.

[Charlotte]

Feel like raising a little hell?

Comments

[heathclifflacey]

Nice. That's the best sell for LARP I've ever heard.

[nothalfplaid]

Risque costumes?

[heathclifflacey]

I mean. [...] Depends on who's WEARING THEM I guess.

[nothalfplaid]

Well, I was implying myself, but if you'd rather have a gander at someone else.

[heathclifflacey]

NOT what I MEANT. [...] What sort of risque costume does a half-orc barbarian librarian wear, anyway?

[nothalfplaid]

I'm pretty sure every woman in high fantasy is required to wear an armor bikini.

[heathclifflacey]

I MEAN.I TOTALLY support your hobbies. So.

[nothalfplaid]

Someone may as well, those bikinis don't provide much support.

[heathclifflacey]

[heathclifflacey]

[...] YEAH. I gotcha.

[Fern]

Hey. [...] You wanna do something tonight? You don't need to bring the metal bikini or whatever. I stopped by yesterday but one of the kits told me you and Hazel were busy with Drama Club. [...] I didn't know you were in D

Ferncliff

[nothalfplaid]

Not into bikini armor, then? [...] Yeah, we were helping Micah out. [...] I'm actually busy tonight, though. I told Charlotte I'd hang out with her. You could hang too, but it'll probably be a lot of gross girl stuff.

Ferncliff

[heathclifflacey]

It's not THAT. I just don't want you to think I ONLY want to see you for bikini armor.

[...] SURE. Yeah. How's the show going? At least he didn't write this one. So it must be going better, right? [...] Totally. GIRLS' NIGHT. I get it. I'll leave you guys to it. Charlotte hates me anyway.

But we can do something when you're not busy?

Ferncliff

[nothalfplaid]

I wouldn't be too offended.

Uh Fine. Yeah, at least he can't keep rewriting this one until it goes live or whatever. You're not going to try to peak in the window to see us naked pillow fighting?

Sure. Hey, what are you doing for spring break?