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"Distraught over lack of breakfast pie options in the cafeteria on Pi Day" is NOT an acceptable excuse for missing class today, folks.

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Disagree.

I, too, am shook by a shortage of quiche options, this morning, but I'm powering on through to charms.

You'll have to carry me. I'm on a hunger strike until this pie fiasco is corrected.

We can make a giant adult until lunch and if there's no pie, then, I might riot, too.

You barely let me get through eight of my twelve very cogent points.

I appreciated the inclusion of a pie chart most of all, but we were running late.

That's because it was scheduled to run until exactly 3/14/15 9:26:53.

You know, I feel very strongly that Ms. Vector would've awarded points to you for that.

To respect your AUTHORITY, I guuuesss I’ll drag myself to Charms but please know I’ll be daydreaming about like infinite numbers and flaky crust

Of course. We all indulge in pastry fantasizing from time to time. I just need butts in seats.

Bb my butt will go wherever you need.

You sure? You've given me too much power!!

But you’ve proved you’ll use it responsibly for so long!

I do my best but even I have my limits.

These maaaaay be my last words, but I trust you.

No harm shall come to you. But I'm taking you on one hell of an adventure.

Ahhhh please!!!

As you wish, Buttercup.

no breakfast, thanks.

The MOST important meal of the day? Somebody have a rough night?

oh, no, ma'am. my night was stellar. I'm [...] still getting it together this morning, though.

I see, I see. I know you'll pull through in time for cherry pie at lunch.

Are you dead?

Only mostly.

Kinda wish I was dead.

They made an entire day for pie?

For pi, actually. But you need dessert to make math interesting.

I like math without dessert.

A glutton for punishment, then?

Math isn't a punishment for me. I think it just isn't taught very well, and it suffers from a stigma as a difficult and grueling subject which puts people off of it before they ever give it a chance, particularly girls.

You make some very good points, there. Are you enjoying the more pi/e aspects of this mathematical day? I bet Ms. Vector and Ms. Whittle, at least, have things planned.