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[bubblewrapped]

Really impressed with how well everyone is doing in the Patronus sessions. Remember, it's an incredibly complex spell, so don't be too down if you're having trouble.

If anyone's interested in practicing a bit more [...] feel free to ward me. Won't even get weird about what your happy memory is. Promise.

[Warded to Sophomores]

Hey. Sweet murder prank today. As if you all didn't have enough fun going on, already, tomorrow is the start of Mr. Calderon-Boot's Pre-Apparition licensure classes.

Not sixteen? Not in Charms? No problem. You can still attend.

Apparition's another big one. So, just wanted to see if anyone had any questions, beforehand.

Comments

[bubblewrapped]

We can do edits. Stone tablets are so B.C.E., anyway.

[Bash]
I'll tell you all about it, after you share those weird happy memories with me.

[...] I love you a lot.

[professionalcorpse]

i'd be sure we were on the final draft before committing to having something formally chiseled.

[Lucas]

yeah, all right. you got yourself a deal.

love you too.

[bubblewrapped]

Very practical of you. At that point, it's just the typos you have to watch for.

[Bash]
[...] Wouldn't mind spending every evening like that. With you.

[professionalcorpse]

dude, they do NOT make white out for that situation.

[Lucas]

hey, you got that one in the bag. you're stuck with me.

[bubblewrapped]

What do you even use? There has to be [...] a putty for that or something. Gravestone putty.

[Bash]
Mutual sticking, man. Definitely mutual sticking.

[professionalcorpse]

that seems super disrespectful to the dead. like - you were too lazy to get them a new one. you just went and spackled that shit.

[bubblewrapped]

No way. It's definitely more environmentally sound. You're [...] making a small correction instead of [...] further depleting the world's granite supply by starting over. It's frugal.

[professionalcorpse]

do you want your children to be frugal about your final resting place?

[bubblewrapped]

I want my children to launch my remains into the sun. So they better start saving now.

[professionalcorpse]

you just gonna tell them that as a bedtime story? 'one day, daddy wants you to launch him into the sun. and that's why you have to be very fiscally responsible.'

[bubblewrapped]

That's an idea. Little Shiri's going to learn the importance of not buying lottery tickets or cool dumb stuff from the as seen on TV wall at Target. Dad gets turned into stardust after a life well lived. Everybody wins.

[professionalcorpse]

MY dad used to tell us that we would end up living in a sagging cardboard box and that we'd probably get scurvy. so this is probably an improvement.

[bubblewrapped]

That can be your j Have you heeded his advice? Are you eating enough citrus?

[professionalcorpse]

i mostly hoard my money like a dragon and i definitely ate at least one clementine today. so, yes.

[bubblewrapped]

Equally viable methods, then. You just need to decide if you want to go Machiavelli on your kids.

[professionalcorpse]

it's a hard choice between instilling fear or paranoid responsibility.

[bubblewrapped]

Well, fear has kept me [...] moderately functional.