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[bubblewrapped]

Really impressed with how well everyone is doing in the Patronus sessions. Remember, it's an incredibly complex spell, so don't be too down if you're having trouble.

If anyone's interested in practicing a bit more [...] feel free to ward me. Won't even get weird about what your happy memory is. Promise.

[Warded to Sophomores]

Hey. Sweet murder prank today. As if you all didn't have enough fun going on, already, tomorrow is the start of Mr. Calderon-Boot's Pre-Apparition licensure classes.

Not sixteen? Not in Charms? No problem. You can still attend.

Apparition's another big one. So, just wanted to see if anyone had any questions, beforehand.

Comments

Sophomores + Lucas

[junipercrane]

A murder prank that promptly got dismissed. I personally thought it was very creative.

Sophomores + Lucas

[bubblewrapped]

No appreciators of good art here, I suppose.

Sophomores + Lucas

[junipercrane]

Right? No one was harmed. In fact, laughing can be considered cathartic.

[Lucas]
I'm not sure I can do it, even with the extra help.

Sophomores + Lucas

[somethingwick_ed]

DON'T encourage Everyone should be ASHAMED [.............] Everyone consider how disruptive your pranks will be ahead of time, please. I'm sure Lucas agrees that it's important.

[..............]

[Lucas]
I have no questions about Apparition except how often do students accidentally, but [..........] I need help with the Patronus charm.

Sophomores + Lucas

[bubblewrapped]

You should always consider how disruptive your pranks are. Yes.

[Rupert]
Absolutely. You're doing well, there's a few tricks we can try, tho. Want to go over them tomorrow or Thursday?

Sophomores + Lucas

[somethingwick_ed]

Thank you.

[Lucas]
[...] But I couldn't Antigone [...] Alright. Tomorrow. Then if I need more help there's still Thursday. [...] You think I'll be able to do it?

Lucas

[nothalfplaid]

Help me practice.

Lucas/Fern

[bubblewrapped]

Of course. And then we can destroy the hell out of one of the D&F dummies and act like it was an accident. For catharsis.

Lucas/Fern

[nothalfplaid]

Shit, you know me so well.

[professionalcorpse]

but what if your happy memory's super weird? what if you're just getting by on being REALLY stoked that they made a variety of alpha-bits cereal without the marshmallows in it?

[bubblewrapped]

Hey, sometimes it's the simple pleasures in life that make us the happiest. Even if liking alpha-bits without marshmallows is definitely a sign that you are an alien and not a human. [...] So how completely weird is your memory?

[professionalcorpse]

cereal marshmallows are deeply inferior marshmallows, lucas. it's a WAY happier memory without them.

kinda [...] had a whole bunch of them.

[ghostbluster]

Would you help me practice? I haven't been able to do it.

[bubblewrapped]

You've got it. We can maybe break it down into the disparate parts if you think that'd help you out at all.

Sophomores

[beansontoast]

If we get splinched how likely is it that we'll die or be disfigured forever??

Sophomores

[tartinedeflageolets]

A très excellent question!!

Sophomores + Lucas

[bubblewrapped]

Death is [...] unlikely during pre-apparition classes. It's very controlled. But splinching can leave some red scarring if it's not properly addressed. [...] The scars look pretty cool, tho.

[odder]

Hello. I'd like some help weaponizing a mockingbird. Thank you.

[bubblewrapped]

Alternative uses for patronuses - now there's a senior project. Let's do it.

[cmdrchloe]

I hope I'm finally able to do it! What's your patronus?

[bubblewrapped]

Mine's a house cat. Not terribly intimidating. When are you going to give it a go? I bet you'll pull it off.

Sophomores + Lucas

[heresie]

I wish I could apparate or cast a patronus.

Sophomores + Lucas

[bubblewrapped]

It's [...] frustrating. I'm sorry. But, plenty of people don't ever do either. I'll help you out, if you want to try? But you don't need to do either.

Lucas

[lachlangalbraith]

[...]

[......]

If you have time, I'd appreciate some additional instruction. [...] I know you're probably busy with the other juniors and the sophomores but I think I'd find your instruction more helpful than Casper's or Sybilla's. They're both so

Lucas/Lachlan

[bubblewrapped]

It's no problem. I absolutely get what you mean. We can make time to go over stuff. Later this week?