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[stclair]

[Warded to Hazel]

HAZEL HAZEL HAZEL, my shining light, my morning sun, my sparkling wit, I need you to tell me who the CUTEST BOY in our year is. I'm about to make a ward to all of them and I'll try to entrap one of them for Hazel smooches!!!!!!

....well I mean OBVIOUSLY the cutest one is me, so give me your second cutest. Or like, a TOP 5????

[Warded to Ree]

Do you think I come on TOO STRONG???

[Warded to Sophomore Boys]

Alright gentlemen, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!!! And by again I mean THE FIRST TIME because obv this is the first time we've ever worried about this because WHO THE HECK worries about prom dates in freshman year???? Like bizarrely precocious people, that's who. And now I kind of ruined my own joke but ANYWAY

PROM DATE PANIC!!!!

I fiiiiiinally have my list narrowed down to three and I'm CROWDSOURCING FOR OPINIONS because this is a tough choice, my dudes. There are WAY too many cute people in the school. But I was thinking:

1. HAZEL KEATING
   • PROS: mega hot, very bendy, great at backflips, hilarious, clever, low stress, likes to punch me
   
   
   • CONS: Like... none??? She's perfect???? Guys, seriously, WHY have none of you asked her out yet?????


2. CASH HOLCOMB
   • PROS: cute face, cutting wit, I have a big stupid crush, good taste in candy, keeps threatening to wear a tuxedo shirt
   
   
   • CONS: I've asked him like TWICE already and I'm preeeeetty sure three times is getting into ""RESTRAINING ORDER"" territory. :(


3. GABI FLORES
   • PROS: the most beautiful girl in sophomore year, really sweet, great to spend time with, I already have two Coppertales on this list so I should PROBABLY someone who's actually nice
   
   
   • CONS: Someone's probably asked her already??? Bash my buddy CONFIRM/DENY

VOTE NOW!!!!!

OH YEAH AND LIKE I should probably ask you guys who you're going to prom with???? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PROM WITH??????

Comments

Sophomore Boys

[quickbuck]

Micah, I talked to Cash and WEIRDLY ENOUGH he said after the NINTH time you asked him he CHANGED HIS MIND and would love to go to prom with you

Sophomore Boys

[longcons]

Thank you, Sir Knight.

Sophomore Boys

[quickbuck]

also I asked Jade but she hasn't decided whether or not she wants to go with me yet

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

ATTAGIRL JADE. Make him work for it.

Sophomore Boys

[racingstripe]

Dude Cash is our BRO now and RESTRAINING ORDERS HURT BRO-SHIP!!

Sophomore Boys

[readingrainbows]

The judge says NO to closeness!

Sophomore Boys

[quickbuck]

Speaking of, can you guys do a bro of a bro a favor and talk me up to Jade?

Sophomore Boys

[bubblewrapped]

There can't be a restraining order. He's an Azurcrest, now. There was even a ceremony.

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

I MEAN I'm not going to tell Cash he can't put a restraining order on me. He's a free man!!!!!

But also like yes I'd rather we NOT go the restraining order route.

Sophomore Boys

[colemoss]

who do you like being with the most?? that's the person you should ask, right??

[Micah]

[...] i asked calvin. he hasn't said anything yet. but i think he will!!

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

Cole Cole Cole. Oh COLE, my most reasonable and PRACTICAL of friends. Yes. That is good advice.

[Cole]
Duuuude, of COURSE he will. He's totally into you. How'd you ask??????

Cash is pretending he can't read.

[longcons]

[ unless he's provoked. ]

Cash... my dude... you did a TERRIBLE job of pretending to not read.

[stclair]

Sophomore Boys

[professionalcorpse]

nah, gabs is free as a bird. she's a freebird, if you would.

this is not me registering a vote. this is me confirming facts for you. as one does. factually.

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

Man, Gabi is so cute. She's SO CUTE. How can she still be free??? How USELESS are the boys in this school at asking out the girls they like??????

Speaaaaaking of, who are you asking to prom?????

Micah

[lilwitchhazel]

MICAH, MICAH MICAH, my darling stupid loser face, nerd butt, something something. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I mean you are def the cutest one. But like.

Top 5???! You get. Top 4.

Like. I guess, in no order... Todd (he wants to go to prom with Jade tho so maybe not up for smooch entrapment????), Cash (I just want to tell him what to do and then cuddle him??? Which could also include kisses??), Milo (I want to hit him so that is the same thing I think?), Wyatt (I feel like he's too Ebonhide to just smooch though?????)........ idk man sophomore boys need to get it together.

Micah/Hazel

[stclair]

The boys in our class are TOTAL IDIOTS and they need to GET A MOVE ON if they want a prom date and also maybe stop getting crushes on boys who are COMPLETELY out of their league and who don't even LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU

OK so let's figure this out:

— TODD: Definitely gunning for Jade. She hasn't confirmed yet apparently??? That girl is HELLA WILY
— CASH: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW HE'D BE SO GOOD Hmmmmmm yeah maybe you should ask Cash I think he's still free...............
— MILO: First of all, that's probably bullying, but ON THE OTHER HAND, if a prefect doesn't want to get you in trouble for it, it's probably OK???? Maybe punch him and check?????
— WYATT: Are you sure he doesn't want to go with Bash?? He keeps, like, hassling him???

Sophomore Boys

[evercreep]

Has there been any forward momentum yet?

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

Hazel, Cash and Gabi don't have dates yet. That's all I know!!!!

[Calvin]
YOU TELL ME, CALVIN. WHAT DOES 3–4 MEAN?????

[Micah has drawn a blue arrow, carefully warded only to Calvin, up to this comment.]

Sophomore Boys

[quickbuck]

TODD'S DILEMMA BRAINSTORMING ACTION CENTER
Does Jade have any friends who aren't mean and hot?

Re: Sophomore Boys

[oh_girl]

Sophomore Boys

[racingstripe]

Essie's nice!!

sophomore boys

[theniceboy]

I'm not sure Cash wants to go to prom with you anyone.

Correct me if I'm misinterpreting, but I thought you liked Hazel?

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

No one's sure, THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!!!

And haha nah Hazel and I are FRIENDS, tyvm!!!! Friends who sometimes make out and flirt during class (and like everywhere) and go to dances together but IT'S A VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD FRIENDSHIP honestly.

Soph Boys

[imnotlistening]

I hadn't thought about it yet? Meaning I doubt anyone wants to go with me so I don't think I'll have a date?

Hazel is definitely cute and fun and definitely cool. I don't even know why it's not an automatic "I'm going with her"

Though the rest of the list is good too. Hmmm

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

MILO that is definitely 10000% the wrong attitude to have. You are HANDSOME and SMART and a REAL CATCH and just between u and me I know of AT LEAST one girl who said she wants to go with you.

But serious question: how do you feel about getting punched???

Sophomore boys

[notacad]

I'm going with Frankie!