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[gdilevi]

WHAT'S WITH THIS VEGAN TOFU BULLSHIT TODAY? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US? MY INSIDES ARE BEING DESTROYED.

Comments

[orangepip]

Are you allergic to tofu?

[gdilevi]

NO BUT IT'S GROSS

YES.

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Learn to sit back and laugh, Nightingale. Don't apologise. You have to deal with inconvenient menus all the time, it's only fair we they have to suffer for a day. And it's only one day, he'll live.

[bambae]

Watch it asshole. My wife is vegan

[gdilevi]

YEAH, AND LOOK HOW SKINNY SHE IS.

[unregrettable]

Wait, there was tofu? In what?

[gdilevi]

I can't remember what it was. I was too busy watching my life flash before my eyes.

[quinning]

IF YOU'RE NOT EATING YOUR SHARES THEN GIVE THEM TO ME

LET ME HAVE THEM, LEVI

DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME

[gdilevi]

TOO BAD YOU WEREN'T AT LUNCH WITH ME, WE COULD'VE PLAYED MAMA BIRD-BABY BIRD WITH THE MUSH IN MY MOUTH.

Is the whole menu today vegan?? Why???

[indiefolk]

I don't know if everything tastes weird because I'm hungover or because it's vegan. Some of it was really good though? Like the burger thing? It was just a big potato patty.

[gdilevi]

The brownie thing was pretty good. I GUESS.

If I wanted a potato patty, I would've had hash browns or fucking LATKES.

[orangepip]

Vegan stuff doesn't taste weird. It's just plants! The burger was made from chickpeas. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[magitechnically]

Burger thing??? You need to go to town more often.

And I should have known you were HUNGOVER. Our house didn't even PLAY yesterday??????

[magitechnically]

Pippa is the BEST. Don't be mean to her FOOD.

[knightly]

Levi, that's enough. A sophomore took the time to design this menu for us, and it's unnecessary to be rude about it.

[gdilevi]

Oh, shut up, I didn't know. I just found out it was a student pick and I was an asshole.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

IT IS THE BEST AND I LOVE IT.

[gdilevi]

YOU CAN HAVE MY DINNER IF IT'S VEGAN. no offense pippa I'll trade you for a glass of fruit guts.

[all-apologies.insanejournal.com]

It was vegan? I just thought it was vegetarian. Still didn't

[gdilevi]

Dead giveaway is the lack of cheese.

[orangepip]

It was all vegan!

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, Sunshine.

[gdilevi]

So if I shove 20 chickpea burgers in my mouth, I can GAIN THE ULTIMATE STRENGTH???? Or die from choking. HMMM.

[colemoss]

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the food was different today? i guess i didn't notice.

sorry about your insides.

[gdilevi]

Cole, you sweet little tree growth.

[noblewon]

Quit being a big whiny baby, it's not like someone made you eat Taco Bell.

[gdilevi]

I fucking love Taco Bell. SQUEEZE THE HOT SAUCE PACKETS INTO MY EAGER MOUTH. NO-MAJ FOOD IS SO GOOD.

[dank.insanejournal.com]

I feel like I'm back in LA and not in a good way, I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.