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Fun Fact 1: Not all moose are ancient forest gods. And they become incensed when mistaken for them!

Fun Fact 2: Regular moose are afraid of Periculum. Thank you, Lach. You're a literal lifesaver, yeah?

Fun Fact 3: Ferdinand Ayers is actually descended from European royalty and, as such, is genetically predisposed to making an excellent prom king. Vote Ferdie!

[Big Fish]

I'm helping!

[Lachlan]

That was really some quick thinking out there, you know.

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I'd do it for free, you know?

We're in good shape then. I'll be in the library putting "Vote for Ferdie!" cards in all the books until we've gathered enough crafting supplies to really do this justice.

You already have cards?

I'm very prepared, Sandy.

Some of them might still say "Vote for Newt" though.

Edited 2018-04-25 23:11 (UTC)

Just write "A vote for Ferdie is a" at the top of them.

Yancey's gunning for more points over here.

We can glue googley eyes to the tops so they peek out over the books and students can't help but investigate.

I'd be intrigued.

A ringing endorsement! I'll tell Mr. Hightower to go ahead and get a fish engraved on that crown then.

How do we feel about handing out candy? Blatant bribery or knowing your audience?

Ooh, do I get some promo as the Big Fish Girl?

That sounds like a terrible nickname, though.

I've had Pop Rocks in fish colors made up for months. Finally a chance to use them.

That would work on me.

Do you need extra motivation to Vote Green come prom, Chloe?

If I say yes, will you bribe me with candy?

You can have one piece of candy for every five you hand out.

DEAL!

Airheads for Head Boy Ayers or is that too groan-worthy?

Airheads and Pop Rocks, vote Big Fish!

That'll win us the Junior Birds, but we still need to figure out how to take the freshmen and sophomores.

What do they like again? Violence? Indiscriminate textual emphasis? Lists?

Edited (I can't believe I forgot LISTS ) 2018-04-25 23:58 (UTC)

Fire. Vomitting pumpkins. I'm fairly certain one of them has a crush on Ferdie, so there's a start.

Maybe we should consult with actual sophomores, but that sounds [...] potentially dangerous.

Or lists are safe.

Eight types of hat and how they would look on Ferdinand Ayers, with a crown at number one.

That is a list I'd love to write.

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