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[hotdish]

Fun Fact 1: Not all moose are ancient forest gods. And they become incensed when mistaken for them!

Fun Fact 2: Regular moose are afraid of Periculum. Thank you, Lach. You're a literal lifesaver, yeah?

Fun Fact 3: Ferdinand Ayers is actually descended from European royalty and, as such, is genetically predisposed to making an excellent prom king. Vote Ferdie!

[Big Fish]

I'm helping!

[Lachlan]

That was really some quick thinking out there, you know.

Comments

[browbeats]

Yancey, if you die with eight weeks left on the clock and ruin my perfect record I'm going to take so many points from your corpse.

[Big Fish]
But thank you for helping. We need all hands on deck here.

[hotdish]

Now's as good a time as any to take up necromancy!!

[Big Fish]
We're going to put a fish on the throne. Or [...] in a crown. [...] A crown on a fish.

[cmdrchloe]

Don't tempt her, she absolutely would. Honestly, that's just being REALLY good at healing, in a way.

Big Fish

[cecaelian]

I've started a list. Have you started a list?

Big Fish

[browbeats]

I started one when I tried to get him on the ballot last year.

Big Fish

[sandyowsley]

Put me to work, Rosy!

Big Fish

[browbeats]

I'm not in Divination but I foresee a lot of gluing in our immediate futures.

[lachlangalbraith]

Please don't say th I'm not. You'd already made it to a tree. I just kept you from being stranded for a while.

[Yancey]

[...] That's not how the books say you should deal with a moose at all.

[hotdish]

So modest. That moose was practically chomping at the bit to eat me, eh?

[Lachlan]
Who ever learned anything from a book?

[lachlangalbraith]

It probably would've trampled y It was definitely aggressive. Which is strange for this time of year.

[Yancey]

[...] Me?

Big Fish

[ferdie]

Please no one else pet the moose.

Please no one help.

Big Fish

[browbeats]

I'm giving Yancey five points for helping.

Big Fish

[hotdish]

Uff da!

Big Fish

[ferdie]

I can take points. I’m not scared.

Big Fish

[hotdish]

I think the girls have taken your campaign into their own hands.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

Let’s all rethink this

Big Fish

[cecaelian]

It's not our fault if Mr. Hightower agrees about how cute you are.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

I’d always hoped so.

Big Fish

[sandyowsley]

Sorry, Ferdie. We really don't have a choice.

Big Fish

[ferdie]

Everyone has choices.

[sovain]

Did you seriously approach a random moose

[hotdish]

Well, in my defense, at the time I thought it was a specific moose? I was mistaken, though, yeah?

[sovain]

At least you didn't get trampled

[beansontoast]

HOW did you manage to reel in such a cute boyfriend who is also willing to SAVE YOUR LIFE?

[hotdish]

I have no clue, Beans. I think he miiiight be crazy.