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[hotdish]

Fun Fact 1: Not all moose are ancient forest gods. And they become incensed when mistaken for them!

Fun Fact 2: Regular moose are afraid of Periculum. Thank you, Lach. You're a literal lifesaver, yeah?

Fun Fact 3: Ferdinand Ayers is actually descended from European royalty and, as such, is genetically predisposed to making an excellent prom king. Vote Ferdie!

[Big Fish]

I'm helping!

[Lachlan]

That was really some quick thinking out there, you know.

Comments

[beansontoast]

HOW did you manage to reel in such a cute boyfriend who is also willing to SAVE YOUR LIFE?

[hotdish]

I have no clue, Beans. I think he miiiight be crazy.

[beansontoast]

I mean I wasn't going to come right out and say it buuuut.

[lachlangalbraith]

I'm not.

[beansontoast]

Have you seen all his swords?

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] How many does he have? I've seen at least some of his swords.

[hotdish]

Not an embarrassing or otherwise uncool amount?

[lachlangalbraith]

How many swords would be uncool, exactly?

[hotdish]

You'd be surprised by how high that ceiling is. It's for sure a lot.

[lachlangalbraith]

Definitely.

Don't worry, Yance. It would be well hypocritical of me to care about something like that anyway. And I think you're brilliant. Swords and all.

[beansontoast]

CUTE! ♥

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] Thank you?

[beansontoast]

You're welcome!!

[beansontoast]

Way more than he should but knowing you haven't seen them all is a good place to start.

[lachlangalbraith]

To start?

[beansontoast]

Right like he's super weird but I'm glad you know you haven't seen the whole iceberg yet or otherwise you'd titanic.