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[casperkim]

I know I look like shit. Let's keep the commentary to a minimum.

[Ebonhide Senior Boys]

Didn't burn the cabin down without me, right? [...] I'll be back tonight.

[Calvin]

[...] Nice shot, Evercreech.

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[ulixes]

Oh Nia, it's like you read my mind.

[casperkim]

Maybe I'll stay in the infirmary another night after all.

[ulixes]

You won't.

[casperkim]

No? I haven't slept that well in a while.

[ulixes]

[...] Yeah, but that's Krum's fault for whispering all night.

[casperkim]

[...] Probably your snoring, actually.

[ulixes]

Like hell it is. I don't snore.

[gonnabefamous]

You definitely snore.

[ulixes]

Stop telling lies!

[gonnabefamous]

How would you know if you snored or not?

[ulixes]

‘Cause there's no way you’d’ve put up with it for four whole years.

[iliya]

[...] You are hearing things

[ulixes]

My ears are perfect.

[gonnabefamous]

I thought I soundproofed He's been hit in the head too much during quidditch.

[heyitsnia]

Same wavelength, honey. You know I've got you covered.

[ulixes]

What am I gonna do without you looking after us when we graduate, huh?

[heyitsnia]

What am I going to do without a bunch of handsome boys to tease? We'll both be miserable.

[ulixes]

You know my doors'll be open if any of y'all want to drop by.

[heyitsnia]

Oh, you know I will crash at the Quayle residence.

[ulixes]

You better. Gonna be boring without My folks are real good about the guest suite. It's nothing special, but I can put my friends up pretty much any time I like.

[heyitsnia]

You're gonna get sick of me, honey. That guest suite is probably three times the size of my bedroom. I might get lost forever.

[ulixes]

Not a chance. Anyway, hand to god, it's nothing special. You'll complain once you see it. Only two bathrooms.

[gonnabefamous]

Then, when you inevitably get bored of Ulysses, you can walk on over and hang out with me.

[heyitsnia]

I already have it penciled into my planner.

[gonnabefamous]

Well, put it down in ink!