Senior Jorts Day

[graysanatomyforkids]

SENIOR JORTS DAY

Happy Flag Day everyone. On this day in 1777, the United States adopted its flag by resolution of the Second Continental Congress. On this day in 2014, a bunch of seventeen and eighteen-year-olds wore cutoff jean shorts to class at their magic haunted camping school, because some sugar-crusted idiot made them do it and a new idiot has stepped up to turn a weird one-off thing into what the kids might call "a tradition" this year.

There's some sort of arbitrary-sounding contest going on, as well. Jortswearers can approach King Asshole Danny Notoriano to received Jorts Judgment and compete for the handsome prizes: a Barbie leg nailed to a block of wood, spray painted gold, and a bottle full of vodka gummy bears. This year, at the obnoxious behest of the Head Girl, there's an additional sockdals competition. That is, if you're willing to brave wearing socks and sandals together, the best combination wins a six pack of novelty socks.

Join in the festivities, because, like, I'm pretty sure you're all going to die in a week and a half, anyway, replaced by near perfect replicas of yourselves. Somehow both better and worse than the originals. So, live a little. While you still can.

HOW THIS WORKS

• Wear jorts.


• Mandatory fun.


• If you do not have jorts, bring jeans to Danny. He can help. He knows how to do severing charms.


• Teachers ask that jorts not reach more than three inches above your fingertips. Mind dress code violations!! Or don't. Because you're graduating in like a week. And, anyway, life is but a walking shadow, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, etc. etc.


• Danny will absolute not assist in procuring leggings or biker shorts for the bashful. Fuck you guys. THAT SAID Nia will. You aren't getting out of this.


• This is like ... just ... completely ridiculous. And for all those with a burning desire to take home a spray painted barbie leg, I'll be rolling until Friday 4PM EST / 2PM MST.


• Feel free to argue with Danny about your score.


• If thou seekest judgment, fill out this here form and post it to the Jorts Judgment heading.

<b>Name(s):</b> New phone who dis <b>What're You Rocking:</b> Anything special in the jorts department? <b>Sockdals?:</b> Are you a bad enough dude to wear socks and sandals? And are they cool socks? <b>Why Do You Deserve to Win:</b> 140 Characters or less, TWEET @ DANNY WHY UR JORTS ARE BEST JORTS.

» JORTS JUDGMENT: Get your jorts judged.

» DO A SCENE IN JORTS: Thread here if you like really want to.

» OOC - Shitposting!

Comments

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[casperkim]

Casper isn’t wearing jorts but he is sending Asher an owl to tell him his roommate is an idiot.

(I’m sorry about him.)

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[bubblewrapped]

Zav's going to be so happy to know the tradition is ongoing.

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[novelling]

cries a single tear of pride

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[foxpaws]

Casper aren't you sad Asher didn't mail you his cat and mouse jorts to wear??? (He loves all owls he gets from Casper but this one is extra fun to get)

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[graysanatomyforkids]

Asher reads the part of the letter about senior jorts day to Zav and they're both just like "Awwww"

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[foxpaws]

Like the good dumb boys they are

(I always imagine them bumming around in their apartment drinking wine when they do stuff like this btw)

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[graysanatomyforkids]

Weekday evening drunk on modestly priced wine.

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[foxpaws]

I feel like they're both going to be a lot healthier when they're not living together anymore

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[casperkim]

I think you’re both overestimating the amount of detail in this message. :’)

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[foxpaws]

The single sentence of "Zav is an idiot because we're curse with senior jorts day again"

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[casperkim]

The single sentence of: ‘Your roommate is a fucking idiot.’

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[foxpaws]

Beautiful

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[casperkim]

Casper is bad and Zav doesn’t deserve this.

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[foxpaws]

At least Asher's love of Zav isn't tarnished at all by Casper's opinion of him :,)

Casper has lots of opinions and I love him

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[bubblewrapped]

Zav appreciates that Casper is such a grounding force in Asher's life.

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[odder]

Casper even your FATHERS participated and they looked BAD

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[riledup]

rafa's jorts were also the stars of endgame

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[graysanatomyforkids]

Your jorts may be important to saving your classmates!!

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[odder]

No other jorts could’ve soaked olive oil so well

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[graysanatomyforkids]

Sometimes I wonder who the olive oil assholes of year 2 are going to be but


I think we all know in our hearts.

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[odder]

they’ll at least keep it in Coppertale and there’s a comfort there

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[browbeats]

this time when a lamp post tries to communicate with them they'll just think it's time for a rave

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[casperkim]

Casper respects Leo and Rafa but...no. :|

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[odder]

Dear Ebonboys, bully him into it
:)

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[casperkim]

He has limits, Lyss.